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Off To Spain
Date: Mon, Jun 30, 2008 Internet
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I've had a cracking last few days... Meeting Cogs at the Brighton Grovosnor on Friday was good and the Project Revolution concert/festival at the Milton Keynes Bowl was fucking wicked on Sunday. I'll write more about my weekend another time as i've been too busy or too hungover to do so plus I'm off to Spain in a few hrs :-) I'm looking forward to it although i still hate flying, hopefully i'll get there and back in one piece. Adios fish.
Things To Look Forward To.....
Date: Thu, Jun 26, 2008 Internet
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Feeling pretty good atm, gotta a few little trips/hols planned for the next week that im looking forward to. First up tomorrow night im going down to Brighton to meet up with Cogs from the RTR forum to play in a £10r tourn in the Grovesnor there. After that im gonna try and make some dosh in the cash games then get the first train back to Watford at like 5am. Its abit of a mission but fuck it, better than getting lashed in some of the places near me, it makes a change anyways. Anyone else who lives in that area or who fancies coming i'll be in there from 7.30 onwards and will be more than happy to sign any autographs or pose for some photos.
I'll probably just mince on Saturday and then im off to see Linkin Park at the Project Revolution concert with a few mates. There's meant to be aload of other peeps there aswell like Jay-Z and NERD so it should be good crack. Bit of recovery time on Monday then im going to Spain for about 4-5 days/nights on Tuesday. I was just like fuck it i need a beach, pool and some sun so i got a cheapish £100 flight out there. My parents have got an apartment out there so im gonna stay there. Should be good to check out the area and there's meant to be a casino just 15 minutes away lol. These are the sort of things i need to do. I need to plan little trips and hols and shit and have more things to look forward to, im gonna keep doing this now. Im hoping it will make the grind more bearable. So, when im not jet setting around the country lol, i'll just get my head down and churn out some profits at the cyberfelt.
In response to the annon fish who left a comment about how this blog has gone downhill and how it needs more of the old rumpay pumpay posts and more poker stuff etc lol, err what can i say except i agree. Thing is i dont get loads of action atm, although i did treat you fish to that Turkish Delight post a few weeks back, I can give you some details about my last wank if you want?? On the poker front there simply is nothing to tell. I promise to put some serious volume in after Spain. The last few days i have been playing $55 SnGay's and there is deffo a marked increase in the quality of competition as opposed to the $33's. I can tell just from playing but i also purchased 150 SharkScope searches a day and there is usually one two or even more decent/good winning players at my tarb. I have played 24 in total so far making a mere $90 profit. I have paid up on my gay prop bet btw for all those muthalickers who have been griefing me up, a total of $1535 :-( I decided not to subtract this from my poker roll and just attribute it to 'misadventure' lol. Also, i did receive that random $2.75k from an unknown source a while ago which i didn't add to the roll so that kinda justifies it aswell.
Here's a few older posts that i have just randomly picked out that might please my new anonymous friend if he is not happy with my lastest post... Dirrrtay Slut Dirrrtay Dog Confession To Da Blog More Rumpay Pumpay. Its strange looking over previous posts, interesting though. This is my 601 blog entry! Reeedic. Here is the very first. 15th Feb 2006, jeeez time has flown by. Goodnight fish.
Fucking Cowboys
Date: Tue, Jun 24, 2008 Internet
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No you're wrong fish!! This is not some whinge about how my pocket kings got cracked by A8 aipf for the CL in some tournament, nor is it a story about how my cowboys lost to Q9 on a J K 9 board. Heck, its not even a tale of how my KK lost to some runner runner fucking miracle floosh. No, this is a quick venomous post about a couple of cock suckers who came round my gaff yesterday to 'install' my nice new washing machine....
Fucking prrrrricks! These fucking cunts from Comet basically ripped my kitchen floor whilst trying to take my old washing machine away and install the new one. How difficult can it be??? They must have done it a few times before??? You just got to be CAREFUL and put some cardboard down on the floor or summat. There's a few fat rips on my floor now and little indents everywhere. I refused to sign their document things and had the right arse hole with one of the big fat sweaty muthalicking bell ends!!! Arrrrghhh. Been on the phone three fucking times already trying to resolve this and get compensation or summat. I think im gonna have to drive down to the Comet house myself and start threatening the plums that work there, im gonna tear the place up ffs! Fucking cowboy cuntssssssssssss!
EDIT: Well i went to the Comet House and them bastards were about as helpful as an AKQ all black board when im sitting there with the 87 of demons, fucking useless! I have to write a letter etc blah blah blahhhh. As soon as i walked into Comet i was greeted by about 4 or 5 mind numbingly bord salespeople. These sort of jobs are the absolute pits. Im sorry if you read this blog and are one of those people who do a job like this, i.e Comet, B&Q, Homebase etc.. and i might lose one or two readers but fuck it, get a real job ffs or learn how to play poker lol. I can't fucking stand these places. I used to work in Homebase when i was a really young pup for like a few hrs on a Saturday and arrgghhh it was probably the worst experience of my life second only to the time when some slutpig hit a one outer on me on the river for a $1k+ pot.
After my Comet nightmare i went next door into B&Q to buy a toilet seat as ours has been broke for fooking months. It embarrassing when people come round my gaff and take a piss or even worse need a poo, especially birds. You can hear them almost falling down my shit box so i thought the time was right to make another new purchase. This is the third fucking toilet seat i have brought now and i swear if my housemate Scotch breaks this one again then im gonna break him. It must be that ginger bitch who has broken the previous two because i've never lived in a house where a toilet seat has busted. Since i've lived with Scotch two of the things get busted within 18 months, you do the maths??? Jeeez, i sound like a right moaning old bastard lol, funny though. NOTTTT!!!!!!!
Ruff As Fuck!
Date: Sun, Jun 22, 2008 Internet
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Got completely ball bagged last night, absolutely wankered! Went out for mate Darrens b'day with a load of the lads. Firstly, we went to some seedy strip pub place, the ones where you bascially stick one nug in a jar and some old tart get her boobs and flange out for abit, which is always a rather pleasing sight. Next up we drunk about millions shot of all sorts of shit in the Slug and Lettuce in St Albans and then ended up in a club called Batchwood. It was an ok night although i almost ended up smacking my 'mate' Baxter in the chops. I was fucking angry with that cunt, i can't be bovved to explain but i should have given him a slap. No one really likes him that much tbh and nights out just ain't the same when he's there, the whole dynamic of the group changes. I don't not like many people but this muthalicker gets on my tits sometimes, grrrr.
For some reason i stupidly agreed to play football the next morning. I thought it was just a quick game of 5-a-side but it turns out i was roped into playing some charity tournmant. So i woke up at about 8am after about 3-4 hrs of shut eye still completely wasted and played this tournament all morning and early afternoon. When we all got there all the other teams had kits on and shit and we all basically bowled in looking like a bunch of pissed cunts which wasn't a good sign and i was fearing the worst. Luckily the standard wasn't that good and we finished top of the table but had to play a final versus the 2nd place team which we fucking lost courtesy of an own goal from yours truelay lol. We were 1-0 up and i decided to plant a beautiful header past our own keeper and into the bottom corner. It was a great finish tbh and we eventually lost 3-1. Oh well, it was a good crack and im glad i went although the organisers announced at the end that they had raised £60 for charity?? I was like wtf £60 quid, i would have paid them more than just to stay in bed ffs.
On the poker front there is not much to report as usual. I havent played for the last 3 days accept for the BritBloggerment tonight which i took down babay!!! In regard to the SnGays i've played summat like 260 games which is appalling but made $2.6k which is very good. I've now got a nice rotating gold star next to my name on SharkScope which i am rather chuffed about. If you want to watch a 6 handed SnG master at work then i can be found under the name amatay on FTP. Laters!
Help Me!!
Date: Thu, Jun 19, 2008 Internet
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I need some help please fish. Im in limbo right now, a kinda general life limbo but mainly in a sort of poker limbo. I dunno what to do? What games to play?? I need a structure, a routine, a set number of hrs etc?? Ahhh what to do what to do??? mmmmmm, any suggestions fishays?? I've completely lost the plot the last few months. I've made most of my dosh from full ring $1/2 cash games over the years, im alright playing 6 max cash, abit of a tourn donk but i still think im in profit tournnament wise and im gonna improve, good at HU and an SnG master. I need to knuckle down and win some money in the second half of the year. Help meeeeee!
In regards to my staking offer i made last week i've decided the successful winner is........ da da da da da da darrrrr.... Amatay! That's right fish, although i was genuine in my staking offer at the time i've decided what is the point?? I need the fucking dosh anyways what with bills bills bills coming ooot of my ass hole, im going broke. Sorry fish, but at the end of the day those individuals with good stats etc might aswell play themselves instead of giving up their time and 50% of potential profits. Im off, gotta go buy a fucking washing machine ffs, laters
Help Me!!
Date: Thu, Jun 19, 2008 Internet
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I need some help please fish. Im in limbo right now, a kinda general life limbo but mainly in a sort of poker limbo. I dunno what to do? What games to play?? I need a structure, a routine, a set number of hrs etc?? Ahhh what to do what to do??? mmmmmm, any suggestions fishays?? I've completely lost the plot the last few months. I've made most of my dosh from full ring $1/2 cash games over the years, im alright playing 6 max cash, abit of a tourn donk but i still think im in profit tournnament wise and im gonna improve, good at HU and an SnG master. I need to knuckle down and win some money in the second half of the year. Help meeeeee!
In regards to my staking offer i made last week i've decided the successful winner is........ da da da da da da darrrrr.... Amatay! That's right fish, although i was genuine in my staking offer at the time i've decided what is the point?? I need the fucking dosh anyways what with bills bills bills coming ooot of my ass hole, im going broke. Sorry fish, but at the end of the day those individuals with good stats etc might aswell play themselves instead of giving up their time and 50% of potential profits. Im off, gotta go buy a fucking washing machine ffs, laters
I HATE Tournament Poker
Date: Tue, Jun 17, 2008 Internet
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I just expect to lose every pot i play. FUCK OFF everyone!
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