Finalled both 30 rebuys on Partay tonight finishing 5th in the eariler $10k gtd and binking the later $5k gtd, weee. Can't stop winning atm, its a great buzz. Made over $18k profit in the last 5 weeks, lovely jubbly. I guess thats the result when i put in some decent volume levels and apply myself, although i must be running good aswell. Since that bink on Stars (see prev post) i've made a ton of other final tarbs and had some very near misses on both Ipoker, Tilt and Party, i think i tweeted about most of them. I came pretty close to winning a Pocket Fives Triple Crown in 24 hrs which would have been incred but it wasn't to be on this occasion.



I've gotta cut out these poker/brag posts and start posting some interesting shit and a few funnies like i used. I've got plenty to write about but i've been a bit lazy with this blog recently. I'll leave you with another screen shot for now fans. Binkatay bink! :)

Played about 20 comps tonight and the first part of of my session was unreal, beat after fkin beat, i couldn't believe my little eyes. However, in the second part of my session i ran like god and made four final tarbs. 5th 33r Ipoker $950, 4th $99f Party $800, 5th 33f Ipoker $250 and i also managed to bink the 33 2r 1a on Stars for $4.1k, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Poker has its ups and downs but i feel great about my mtt game atm, i have the ability to get deep soo soooo often. Nights like tonight make it all seem worth well. Things are going pretty well in my life atm and i've hopefully got some exciting news to post in my next entry. [ ] I will update this blog soon, goodnight fishays :)

Warning, small brag post alert. Thought i'd update my 'awesome' blog with a few screen shots of recent binks and some decent near binks worthay of mention since my mini staking deal started three weeks ago. I'm +$7k in wk 1, -$1.5k in wk 2 and +$2.7k in wk 3 in mtt's off my own dime, so about $8.2k profit in total. In the staked games i have only managed to play 6 $99 supers in total partly because the servers have crashed on two other occasions cashing in 28th in just one. Its nice to be winning money on my own dime but i really wanna make my investors profit aswell although its still early doors and i'm confident of a return. Here's some screen shots from last 3 wks, binks and a couple of near binks over 4 figs...

I've also made a ton of other finals on Party, Tilt, Stars, Ipoker and Ongame but lot of my results from the last few months havent been posted on this blog but are posted my twitter account because i've been pretty lazy at updating this thing. So i'd suggest all Amatay fanboys n gals sign up and follow me @Amatay on twitter. Laters.

Been feeling pretty shit the last couple of weeks, just really bord n stale. I dunno what to do with myself atm and don't feel as thou i have anything special to look forward to in the next few months. All i have done is get my head down and play some poker in the last 10 days and its gone very well tbh. I started a staking deal last Monday where i'm basically free rolling 42 comps over the next 10 wks with a total buyin of $4.8k with me collecting 35% of any profits. Its 30 $99 supers on Party and 12 $55c on ftp so its pretty much 1 mtt a night (sometimes 2) alongside my usual games and it has motivated me to play which was my intent. For those of you that read my twitter last week went very well in the mtts played off my dime which saw me make around $7k profit, shipping the $33r and $50f aswell as a few other 2nd 3rd n 4ths :) So far i think i'm stuck about $800 this wk.

Aside from poker a few things have happened in the last couple of wks which are worth a quick mention. I had a semi falling out with a friend over some money he owes me the other wkend (sigh), i had a gd night out with Simms watching the mightay Hammers beat Stoke in the cup which i really enjoyed plus my good old buddy Scotch moved out at the wkend. That ginger cunts been living with me for 5 yrs and don't think we really ever had that much of a falling out tbh, the end of an era :( Its been kinda quiet living by myself the last few days and i'm not sure i like it that much, gonna have to keep myself busy. Ideally it would be good for me to live with 2-4 other poker players in a kinda grind house but i don't really know of any people who would want to do this. Theres a couple of possibles but i dont think it will happen.

Onto another subject and i had a job interview on Monday for a part time teaching post at a college near me and I've basically got the job if i want it but the problem is i dunno if i do anymore? Its teaching a range a sport specific subjects on a Tues and Thur but i don't know why i'm doing it?? As soon as i arrived at the college i felt deflated, i don't have the urge to teach anymore, i've been there done that. I looked around at the students and just thought to myself do i really wanna be teaching these little fucks?? On the flip side getting some sort of job is good for me because it would make me feel abit more normal lol. Poker is bad and not something i want to be doing in a few yrs time, but i dont know wtf i want to be doing, i have no goals and no purpose atm. Having said that i guess alot of people are the same but i'm not alot of people, fk everyone else. Im waffling now. Teaching just doesn't get my juices flowing. This time last yr i was abit down and i feel exactly the same now. I had just split up with Kels for the first time last yr as i have done recently the second time this year and i remember just getting my nut down and making good monies just like i have done last wk. The only thing about last yr is i had a 4 month trip to Oz n NZ to look forward to. Arrrrgh fk it, i'll sort myself out, i ususally do :)

Been grafting abit on some online dating website recently and randomly one of my ex birds came on there and started chirping me up, think were gonna go to a theme park or summat in a couple of weeks lolz. I dunno wtf it is with ex birds but when i was out for simms b'day the other wk i briefly saw another of my ex birds in the bar. On the Sunday she sent me a fb msg saying i look good etc blah blah blah (i looked like a drunken cunt btw) and got my mob no. I then told her my housemate Scotch was moving out and pulled out the old i'm gonna be all lonely shiz etc and she basically invited herself round for 'take out' and 'wine' which obv mean rumpay n pumpay. We then pretty much started exchanging filth msgs with each other and she;scoming round next wk for the ahem take out and wine :)

Right, fk this bullshit i'm off now. Bye x x

Spent a long wkend in the Emerald Isle for the International Poker Open as i did this time last year and had an really quality trip. Me and Cos (Greekstein) flew out Fri afternoon and i quickly lost the first four small flips to him. Can't remember what they were all for but one of them was for a taxi and another for choice of beds in our hotel room. On the first night we shared a room with Jakattack because there was no space at the Regency and Cos didnt want to sleep in the middle bed. Oh hang on thats wrong, i actually won that flip but sold my bed to Cos for 10 euros lol, wiiii. After meeting up with Jak the three of us fish ventured to the Regency up the road and got tucked into some cash action. However, i only sat for about 2 rounds before me and Jak decided to play the 100f leaving Geekstain to do his bollocks on 2/5. Think i made about 50 ish @ 1/2 in that 5 min spell before we regged for the 100.

The standard was abs shocking as expected, it really is like goin back to the glory days of 2005. I obv got bum raped by one of the donkos @100/200 fish limps utg, button flats and i make it 600 in the sb playing 6k with an ace and another ace :) Both donkos flat and the flops a pretty toastay 10 8 2 rainbow. I C bet and utg donko flats. I check a 4 on the turn and utg just spazzes allin, i snap his penis off and he proudly tables the mightay 10 3. No 10 no 3, no 10 no 3, no 10 nooooo 33333. ofweirugrselhfnmre, down to dust, FML. I then shove my last 5 bigs in with kq and get a treble up and then won another lovely pot with ak v a4 before winning a few more pots here n there to build my stack putting me in an ok position with around 50 left and an above average stack However, things quickly go wrong when bvb sb 4x's it, i have him covered and jam with kq, he snaps with aj and holds. Very next hand i pick up two neufs in the bb with just 15 bigs when the co open, button flats and i shove into kk, sighhhh. gg me. Me and Jak then met up with Rubbish for a few beers and some really horrible munch before getting some shuteye at about 1am ish.

On the Saturday me and Cos had to move hotels but we did so just in time for the Main Event which didn't go well for me. I had one key hand that really fked me up when i opened 104cc in the hj and the bb defended. Cant remember the blinds and stacks etc but he check called my c bet on a 3c4hjh bord. 9c came on turn and oppo checked. I almost bet but elected to check behind having picked up the rear entry floosh draw. I missed my club draw but binked another 4 on the river giving me trips and villian checks. I over bet the river because i knew my line looked super bluffy and the motherlicker re popped me!!??! fml i thought. Pretty tough spot and i didn't like it one bit but still sigh called to be shown 99. sigh ooo sigh, neufs full of 4's, that really damaged my stack. The chav Irish bird on my right was really starting to do my nut and i eventually busted the rest of my chips with 1010 and then 99 a few hans later and joined the lads in the bar, cogs, rubbish, snake, Jak , nocash and his babaysitter Paul, and had a gd laugh all day. I cant be asked to write about some of the little funnies that went on so here are some of the cliffs... Guinness galore, Rugby bets, HU action. Actually i'll stop there coz i have to write something about that ;)

I took on the lads at one of the HU machine and rinsed the lot of em making about 150 odd euros i reckon. THREE times i tore snake eyes apart and once made an epic Qhi call down. Snakey check called my bet on a ajx flop, shit on the turn and it went check check before snake led on a Jack river which was a gd card card for me. I was pretty confident i was ahead on the turn tbh as i felt that Snake fingers was floating me oop because he knew i didnt hit that flop but i saw into his fish soul and hero called to be shown his bullshizz, weeeee. Don't try and bloof the heeds up mastay Snake fingers. I think half my 150ish prof was also made from side betting on the flop texture where i ran pretty good :) Right, few more cliffs, errr Jan Molby, drunk cash action, cogs sulking, Hen Party, Smelly fingers, dirt chinky, crazy bird, coldsaw, that will do.

It took me a while to get going on the Sunday but after scoffing down a lovely roast dins dins most of us played the 100 bountay tourn. Can't really remember too much about it accept that i busted in the mid stages. Congrats to Jak and Paul who came 15th and 18th and to Cogs who finalled and finished 6th. After my exit i got abit mezzed up with a few of the lads in the Regency fkin about and just generally having a good laugh with plenty of banter. Me and Costas ended up playing cash until about 6am where i managed to make a couple of hundo in which i party owe Cos for a nice donation before flyin home in the early hrs. That's about it i think, the weekend probably ranks in my top 3 poker trips tbh, a great mix of people, beers, banter, poker and all round shenanigans which is what its all about, cheers lads.

Dunno why but i was at the gym today and it just dawned on me wtf is it with cartoon porn? Its correct name is anime porn and i really don't see its appeal?? You bunch of dirtay wanking fish must have come across it a few times when searching for good quality bashing material. Why would you want do knock one out over a couple of carton characters banging away when there is an infinite amount of the real deal online?? Perhaps Joppa will know but i for one am mystified.

Not only am i the world laziest poker fish, its seems i am now a lazy bastard when it comes to updating this piece of shit. Here's whats been goin on in my amazing life....

APAT: BORING! RTR meet ups only good if they involve alcohol and nights out on town. lol @ live poker... Level 1 of main event i open 1010 in ep, fish 3 bets, another fish 4 bets i sigh fold and 3 bet fishay flats. Flop AJ8cc 3 bet fish donk leads half his stack and matey boy ships. 3 bet donkay leading plum who had already been gettin on my tits for how fookin slow he was tanks. He looks like he is in pain, its a marginal decision, wtf does he have?? Another random fish calls the clock on the slow 3 bet donk leading muthalicker and guess what?? After about 5 fkin minutes he makes the anguished call and tables JJ for middle set and was scurred of AAA. FMMFL!!! 3 bet, flat a 4 bet oop, flop zee 2nd noots (mbn) donk lead half ur stack, 4 bet fish jams (mbsfn) and u make a 'hero' call with middle fookin set, LO fkin L, live pokerz! 4 bet fish had AK btw. Watching that hand put me on tilt for the rest of the day. It was good to see some of the lads etc but once i was out of the ME i was bored shitless tbh. Ended up unregging from the 6 max the next day and coming home which in hindsight i regret but i was tilted up, oh well.

Online Shippage: Decided to actually play poker this month seeing as my roll is down to my last 500k and its been going ok. Managed to ship 4 mtts on on pp so far this month a 50f 30f and the 30r twice, wiii. Also had numerous other final tarbles like a 2nd in a 100f ongame aswell as a few 3rds 4ths and 5ths etc. I've also been close to some larger shippage on ftp and stars with the two major disappointments being an 8th in a 100f (7.7k ftw) and a dirrtay 21st in a 10r (8.2k ftw). Had CL's in both (1/16 & 1/40) but jizzed it off in the 100 and got my bottom raped in the 10r.

Kels: Yip, split up with the bird yet again lol, marvo. Dont wanna talk too much about it but its all ok, were still good mates etc its just things weren't right. Its a bit fked up tbh. I felt a mixture of emotions like anger, depression, feeling gutted but also relieved aswell, strange. Arrrgh, i could write a load of shit on this subject but i won't bore you.

Rumps: Went out for Scotch's b'day last week and ended up rumping one of his work colleague's, i'm such a sloot. I had an idea she wanted a piece of the Amatation for a while but i was always with Kels. Now im back on the meat market i let her have her wicked way with my 12 inches. She's a nice girl and alright looking etc (honest) but i don't think i'll be going there again although obv a few beers could change that, lolz. I was abit put off by a mole near her belly booton and also when i was doing her in doggay pos i noticed a rogue black hair spouting from her back which kinda put me off. Fuckin hell, im such a bastard, im sure she wasnt overly excited my my hairay balls and 'cute' A cup moobies either.

Think that's everything for now. This should keep you entertained until my next blog post www.tubegalore.com introduced to me by one of Greekstains mates at the Eng Pak cricket match the other week. He told me its got everything and he werent wrong! Enjoy!!!

EDIT: Oh forgot to mention, i've also had some staking succes recently backing my mate Ads for a 100 $26 45 mans on a 50/50 and he did incred making us both over an 800 buck profit, that boy runs insane ;) Also had a cheekay 10% in Evilpie on Blonde in a few tourns and he managed to ship a $250 APAT event, weeee, laters.

APAT news, staking succes, shipping online mtt's, break up woes/relief and Saturday night rumpage all exclusively in this weeks edition of www.amatay.blogspot.com

Can't be bovved to write this shit atm/anymore but i'll put some quick words together just for my fans boys, first up some poker news...
My success on the PLO tarbs as mentioned in my last post soon became a small nightmare. The variance in that game is sooo huge its blinds you and i reckon its very difficult to estimate ones skill level and edge. I believe you need to have played at least 500,000 hands and by that stage the game would have prolly evolved and got tougher etc anyways, esp if it took you a while to play that many hands. In hindsight i think i was abit too naive/cocky and going from 2-3 tarbelling to suddenly 6 tarbelling deffo hurt me. I peaked at $2.4 profit at 0.5/1 inc bonuses after only 6 nights but had a couple of 1k+ downswing sessions, went on tilt and played like a tool. I think im a few hundo in profit mainly due to a bonus but actually a losing PLO fish after two or three weeks of play.
After the PLO i played some 45 mans on ftp and had some good results and a few mtts on Party and Betfair and got loadsa 15th type finishes and gay shit like that. The sickest one was in a $50f with 3k ftw when i got it in with jj v ak v ak for more than double the chips that second place had. Obv the pair of AK cunts chopped up my stack, siiiigh. Best result was a 5th in a 30r but small field, also had a 7th and a 9th in two others and a bastard 16th in a 100f. Knocking on the door and not losing money just not making much profit either. Volume levels still been very poor, its such a mission to play, yawn.
Off the tarbs i've had a few decent days/nights out. Few weeks back i meet up with Cogs in Brighton and had a comedy night. It started well when he binked a small runner £40f at the Rendezvous. Top 6 cashed and i brought 50% of him for 40 nugs when he was 8/8. I knew he was almost a lock to get 6th because he is such a fkin nit he would fold till the money or hopefully pick up a hand and hold, cheers mate ;) Ended up spinning more prof on Roulette then had a gd night in a few bars which included some random bird sticking her tongue in my gob, me pulling away and then falling down on the dance floor ass over tit and dragging her down with me, [ ] fun times.
The following weekend i went to the theatre with the missus to watch Avenue Q which was decent. I saw Wicked as well last year with the bird and used to think the theatre was proper gay but its alright and the missus likes it plus it gets me some gd bloway points. Also had a comedy night out with all the lads for a curry and beers and met the missus after. No bloways that night thou because i reeked of Garlic.
Also had my first job interview for a teaching post a couple of weeks back but got pipped by some bastard who had just come out of an inspection that week and knew all the answer.s It was for a 2 day a wk role at a college in Croyden and the geezer said had it been another day i would have bagged the post. I should get work in Sept but its gotta be right and i deffo dont wanna be working more than three days a week, fook that! Having said that i'll prolly have to work full time soon given my lack of interest in playing online and the fact that Scotch will be moving in a few months so no more Scotch rent money :( Looking for a new roomay if anyones interested? I'm currently in the progress of taking applications, gingers need not apply.
Went to the Oval on Thur with Greekstein, Monda, Longy and Galloway to watch England vrs the Paki's which was alright. The day started well with the pints fllowing from 11am and some small fun bets etc between ourselves but by about 4pm England collapsed and the day kinda died. Still glad i went although i don't think i'll go again tbh, would have been better if the sun was shining and it was a 20/20 or a one day or summat as opposed to the 3rd day of a test match.
Next week i'm going to watch the 'mightay' hammers (we are shit) vrs the mightay Oxford in the League Cup, hopefully we can take em to at least pens to give us half a chance. Also going to Nottingham next wkend for the APAT champs where i plan to take down the 6max tourn and the Main Event. Gonna meet up with a bunch of the RTR fish so it should be fun. Might even play some poker online tomo and Thur as they are both free nights if i can be bovved. Should play tonight tbh but i'm a cunt. Laters.

Since Sunday i've randomly been playing .5/1 PLO and doin ok making $1.2k with an additional 450 in bonuses with more on its way. I don't think i've grinded this hard in yrs tbh, the only day i had off was Wednesday when i went shopping, saw the missus and watched that new film Inception with Adamski which was really good. Bit disappointed with today sessions actually because i was up about 600 and flying then lost it all then made it back and then fkin lost it all again to finish even for the day. I know 6 buyins can easily be gone in the blink of an eye but a couple of hundo were from really bad play on my part. I should have ended the week with a $2k profit, sigh nevermind. I feel like i have a good grasp of the game though and although i have played PLO plenty of times previous to this week something seems to have clicked for some reason.
I started off with just the one tarble but now im playing upto four. Its also nice to stop n start playing when i want to as well as opposed to mtt's where your there for around 8 hrs per sesh. It reminds me of when i used to grind the nlh 1/2 cash tarbs actually before i turned into a tournay donk. I'm gonna stick with it for now anyways and see if i can continue to make some more dosh from plo and bonuses. Maybe i've just ran good and i know fk all about the game, time will tell. Having the weekend off and going to see that fish Cogs although i think were gonna play a £40f at the Rendavous or summat so not really a day off, should be fun thou. Bye bye fish.

The title of this current blog post is somewhat extreme to say the least but basically i have been laid up on my sofa all day battered and bruised from another game of Sunday league footy this morning. We managed to grind out another 1-1 draw despite being outplayed all over the park and i've got lumps bumps and cuts all over my fucking legs. I played an absolute shocker today and never got into the game at all, i was really shit. One of the big fk off bumps came from some little bastard who basically just danced around me like i weren't there so i decided to take the little coount out and done myself some damage. The other career threatening injury i have is one of those bastard grass burns on my left kneecap, i hate those mother fucking things they bloody kill. I've not had a shower all day and im lying here stinking of sweat and piss but i don't wanna get in the shower because i know its gonna sting like fuck. I think I could be out for the season with this injury tbh. Despite the agony i have still put myself through the pain barrier today to put in some insane volume! I played three $33 6 max SnGay's, a $10r PLO tourn and a $5 HU tourny with a few of the RTR fish so its been an intense day at the tarbles! Played a few of these 6 max things recently and they have gone well but i only won one of them today. I busted the 10r deepish in crazy fashion for top 5 in chips vrs some absolute plum and also and made the final of the HU tourn, congrats to zagga who shipped it.
I played alot more poker on Friday winning another $700 to continue the gd run from the previous three days that i blogged about in my last boring post. I'll have another quick moan as usual because despite winning 2k over four days i still feel like im running bad lol. According to OPR i have finished in the top ten 46 times in the faggot $26 45 manners but have only won three fooking times. Been getting my bottom raped HU as well mainly because the blinds get too big and its tough to play flops and these idiots just donk it in pre and massively overplay their shitty ace rags type hands. Nevvvvermind, running decent just to get there i suppose.
Didn't play any pokes on Saturday because i went to Wembley to watch Saracens v Northampton with my bird and a few of her mates because kels got some free tickets. That dance group Diversity also threw some mad shapes before the game as well which was quite cool. It mbn to be able to dance that like, it would be sooo easy to pulls birds imo. Just do a bit of all that robot shit do the caterpillar the moon walk and a few other moves and bob's your uncle you will probably be getting your willy sucked before midnight unless you are a complete knob to chat too. I know very little about ruggers but it was summat to do and it was nice to see the new stadium which was immense. Despite my lack of knowledge i managed to make a few quid with some tiny interest bets wagering £5 on the 1st try scorer at 12/1 and a £10 bet on a Saracens HT/FT at 11/8, weeee.
LOL, just about to wrap up this latest installment into my 'balla' lifestyle and publish this bard boi post when i just googled the word agony to come up with an appropriate image to go with the post title and that picture of some bird looking like she's being rooted popped up on the first page so i thought that will do :-) I love that look on a birds face, when they are in the throes of sexual ecstasy, its like a beautiful agony. Right, i suppose I'll have to go and put myself through the pain barrier once again and have a shower before i get some shuteye, my knob is starting to smell, laters fish.

WARNING! This is a really boring post, nothing to exciting to report. I took four days off after last Thurs and on Fri i went to Luton Casino to play their £75 mr freeze which obv isn't strictly a night off. Busted that in nowhere getting shortish then losing a race with pock neufs. Saturday i went to my mate Mizons gaff for a BBQ and the England friendly with a load of chums which was a good crack and then later met up with the missus for cosy Saturday night rumpage. Sunday morning i played for my footy team which almost killed me. I played a full 90 and both myself and the team played well for the first 45 mins and we were winning 1-0. However, i barely touched the ball 2nd half and at one point i thought i was gonna pass ooot. Half our team were fooked and we got battered tbh but managed to hang on for a 1-1. Monday and Wednesday i spent some more time with the bird for more bloways and pooompage and today i played some Squash with my mate Gazza. I've also had time for some pokes on Tues, Wed and Thur. I still feel like i am running well below expectation but i managed to win about $1.2k over that time which is better than nothing init. Srsly feeling hard done by atm but whatever, i'll plough on. That's about it for now, laters.

FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE! I just shizzed off another chunk of change, it has been soo soooo siiiiik the last 24 hrs. How i have lost sooo much playing these mickey mouse 45 manner games is beyond me. Two and three outays all over the fkin shop, its unreal. I can't win a key flip to save my life either and when i get it in as a dog i never ever evvvvvver seem to get there. Even when i have a hand some slutpig has a better one. Jeeeeeeeebus! I need a short break i think or i am gonna go insane. How do people like Kennl and Moorman play so much? I am sooo bad at coping with the downswings. Its not i am losing millions either but it still hurts. Fucks sake, can you fish feel my pain??? If so please provide me with some much needed support and send any donations to the Amatay Foundation, Amatay on ftp or Simonjjj on Stars pls. The beats have been sooo redic that i am starting to play shit too, over playing certain hands pre flop and calling off too light in some spots. I used to argue with people that there is some room for pre flop play in these games instead of donking in it pre flop but now i am doing exactly that and have become a fkin push fold prick! Arrrghhh ergteirjfriocja[riciorhjxajikuyrfdgrththyjukileIODJXWIO.
On a positive note my latest horsay and good friend Adam 'i got nuttin2lose except countless five figure rolls plus my sanity and general all round mental and physical health' Bellamontation just made me $400, cheers mate! Oh yeah, i also shipped another UK Gatsby Award last month, whooopay fkin do! I think thats my 5th Gatsby Award and a world record? Shame the geordie fish don't give out cash prizes innit. Joking aside i am really fked off and tired, gd fuckin night.