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My Head's Gone

Date: Wed, Jul 9, 2008 Internet

I dunno what to do, real head fuck atm. I need to come up with a plan, i feel empty today. I have no passion to play poker at all. I just played for 10 minutes and played awful bord uninterested poker. I actually check raised all in on the river in one hand thinking i had a full house only to get called by a backdoor flush and lose, i had top two pr, doh.

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I am a Super Nit

Date: Tue, Jul 8, 2008 Internet


Im really trying to enjoy poker again but its tough. I am turning into the biggest nit ever, my gulp limit has actually reduced. I can't imagine doing what i used to do atm, playing 9-12 tarbs of $1/2 and making between $500 and $1.5k in a few hrs like it was nothing. Nor can i imagine playing even one hand of $2/4 and even $5/10 something which i almost got into a regular winning habit of doing less than a year ago, sighhh. What was once play for me has almost turned into work and a boring, dull chore that i now put off doing. It a mission just to sit myself down and play poker. Im gonna fight my way through this, i have to. Fuck getting a job and waking up at like 6.30am again, argghh. Come on Jones, you can do it mate, you're good at this game.

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Brighton, Milton Keynes, Torrevieka & Hodderstone

Date: Mon, Jul 7, 2008 Internet


Not really been near a laptop for the last week or so and it feels good, i feel fresh and revitalised babay although it still kinda sucks cock to be back home and back in front of this thing esp with the shit weather atm. Here's some of the stuff i've have been upto in the last week or so for anyone who cares to read this shit, it might be a long post, i dunno....
Last Friday i randomly went to Brighton to meet up with Cogs who regularly posts on the RTR forum. Its the first time i have meet up with one of the RTR fish and i had a good crack. We both played in a £10r at the Brighton Grovosnor and were lucky enough to both make the final tarb. The rebuy period was abit shit with one ginger cock blasting allin every hand. He was an utter prat and i wanted to smash his face in tbh. He was one of those fucking fish who talks through the hand, knew all the possible holdings, percentages, number of outs etc and made out like he was a poker god, arrrgh it tilts me just thinking about it, COCK! Live poker tilts me beyond belief sometimes, most fish just don't understand, they just dont get it. I mean im not a poker genius (although im very close) but fuck me these gruffnuts get right on my tits. I feel like turning around to some of these plums sometimes and telling them to shut the fuck up, don't they know who i am ffs? Anyways, i started off good in the rb period doubling with a set of 4's versus some muthalickers tp and then won a nice pot with kk v 99. However, i then lost with the pocket neufs versus some other fuckers 9's! I should have kept my big mouth shut because i called out for a flush before the flop and for once my call was answered giving the other bastard a heart floosh, grrrr. I then played two consecutive donkey hands to bust myself. My new ginger 'friend' got to me if im honest and he eventually boosted my ass when i stupidity got involved with KJ and he had AK, wp Jones. I busted a few more times after that and was almost resigned to quiting the tourn before the FO period but then trebled up after button shoving J9 into A10 and A8 and flopping a jack :-) I got the add on and had 5700 in chips with blinds at 100/200 i think.
Can't remember much about the FO period, it was over a week ago. I do recall making a pretty standard play in a blind v blind confrontation. I limped in the sb with K10 and the fish on my left who was actually quite solid checked the bb. Flop came 899 and i check raised and he mooked showing an 8. I showed my K10 which was prolly abit stupid really but i think it was just a rather gay attempt to impress Cogs who had just joined our table for that hand, you're a cock Jones. After showing my 'amazingly complex' bloof the stupid ginger prat explained to both myself and the entire table why that was a very clever and 'advanced' play lol, i was pissing myself inside. The cunt even asked me if i knew what i was doing and i told the slutpig that i just thought that my K10 was good and he believed me, looking at me like i was some sort of retard.
After this hand i went card dead and pretty much bled to death. Cogs almost ended up knocking the ginger prats face off aswell when they got into some pissed up argument after Cogs rivered a flush. I was cracking up, you should have stuck one on him mate. The top 9 paid and i was struggling to make the money big time and made a gay mistake when i shoved 93 on the button with about 6 or 7 bb's without realising that my new ginger friend had already raised pre, whoops. He tabled QJ and i flopped a neuf, woooot!
I entered the FT with fuck all chips and decided to basically call off my stack with 33 in the sb after the button fish raised pre. The button showed QQ and the bb woke up with AA, good timing from me as per. So out in 9th for a huge payment of............. £30 which considering i brought in for £50 doesn't make for a very good ROI. Cogs busted in 7th.
After the tourn i sat down at some nl £50 cash tarb with blinds at £1 and £1 which i thought was abit shit. I didnt feel comfortable at all and quickly busted about £100. First up i raised on the button with A10 and got 3 callers i think. Flop came 1066 and some fucker led out for about £15 and i made £35ish i think and some cunt behind me blasted as did the fish who led out, sigh. I knew i was dead but it was only about a tenner to call. I rarely play A10 online, i hate the hand tbh but i get bored playing these fish live. Both of the bastards tabled 67o and i obv didn't improve and their split my dosh. Next hand i busted with KsQs when i raised pre and got 2 callers. Flop came 774 with two clubs and i c-bet and the fish to my immediate left blasts. I just knew he had a flush draw and was just hoping it weren't a A hi draw. It was £20 to see his cards and i made the hero call for him to show Ac6c. After this all the players where looking at me like i was a complete and utter cunt lol, maybe i am? Some bird on my right was really pissing me off, and was basically calling me a fish to my face lol. I was glad when she busted after flashing around AK on an A hi bord like it was the nuts for the stupid bitch to lose to a set of ziebens, haha. Chirst i wanted to punch her in the face aswell thinking about it, she made me more angry than the ginger prat from earlier. I think i doubled up once and made a few small bluffs winning some of my money back to finish the night down about £60 odd before getting on a train back to Watford in a slightly pissed state at about 5am. I crashed out the train and before i knew it i was back in Watford with the conductor gently shaking me to wake me up from my drunken coma. Good job Watford Junction is at the end of the line as i could have ended up anywhere.
Saturday was mainly a recovery day for me although i did end up having a beer in Lloyds bar with a few little fish. I wanted to feel fresh because i went to Project Revolution at the Milton Keynes Bowl on the Sunday with Scotch and Ad's. I have never been to a concert or festival type thing in my life which is very poor esp as i love music and it was fucking brilliant in my opinion. I saw NERD, Jay-Z and one of my faves Linkin Park who i thought were superb. The weather was fucking awesome last Sunday and i just had a real good feel good factor all day. I loved it getting pissed all day and listening to live tuneage, it was quality. There were other less well known acts playing earlier in the day and i can't stop playing this tune atm from a band called Enter Shikari, you fish will prolly hate it. The only shit thing about the day/night is we lost my mate Ad's at the end of the night lol. I ain't spoke to the fish since, did you have the hump mate?? It took me and Scotch ages to get home in our balled state and once we did get home Scotch realised that he had been burnt to shit. Seriously the poor cunt looked like he was on fire, i was pissing myself, stupid ginger fish should have known better anyways, i have no sympathay! The next morning was the funniest. I knew the little fish wouldn't go to work in that state and when i popped my head around his bedroom door early afternoon i was faced with a very sore and uncomfortable looking Scotch, it was sooo funny, i should have taken a quick snap of the poor bastard and posted a photo on the blog for the world to join in on my laughter. The fish told me that he tried to go to work but realised it was game over when some bird turned round to him at the bus stop and told him that he was wearing odd shoes!! loooool. The mother fucker is still peeling now one week on like some sort of reptile, arrrghhh Scotch's dead ginger skin all over my flat, not a nice thought!
On Tuesday i flew out to Spain to a place called Torrevieka on the Costa Blanca to see my parents holiday home. They had already been out there a week and brought this gaff quite cheaply about 9 years ago before it was even built. It was good to spend some time in Spain with my mum and dad and the weather was gorge. I was there for 4 nights and didnt too anything too exciting it was just nice. I went to two different beaches, minced and swam in the pool, visited a really smart looking shoping complex, went to a few bars and restaurants and also visited my aunt and uncle who have lived out there for 18 months. I pretty much just chilled out and i might go back out there with a mate or summat in a few weeks. Its defo got the potential to be a decent and very cheap holiday with friends if i want to go back there.
I got back home Saturday afternoon and ended up getting lashed with Scotch and a few of his work mates who i have got a know alittle in the last few months. We randomly went out in a place called Hodderstone which is about a 40 min drive from my gaff but it was well worth it. We all crashed at Nathan's parents place and got pissed up there abit before going to a livelyish pub in Hodderstone and then onto a club called Faces. I thought this club was pretty good tbh as it wasn't too big and played some good tunes and there were quite a few birds about actually, i will definately go again i reckon. I vaguely rememeber getting hold of what i thought was some super fit blond sort at the end of the night, she was all over me on the dance floor but i think she fucked off after i had opened my mouth and she realised i was ball bagged as a twat, sigh. Maybe she just thought my breath stank or summat, im not sure.
Right fuck this im getting bored now, congrats if you are still reading. Plans for the near future are to try to log some volume and earn some pennies one time. I also need to get back in the gym and i wanna book another trip/holiday soon. Like i said i might go back to Spain or i might go out to Stockholm to see my Turkish delight bird. I also might drive down to Kent to visit an old uni friend, one of the funniest fuckers i know, we'll see. In the short term though i really do need to just concentrate on playing online poker, if i dont then i think im finished. So its just gonna be poker gym, poker gym, poker gym....arrggh.

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Off To Spain

Date: Mon, Jun 30, 2008 Internet


I've had a cracking last few days... Meeting Cogs at the Brighton Grovosnor on Friday was good and the Project Revolution concert/festival at the Milton Keynes Bowl was fucking wicked on Sunday. I'll write more about my weekend another time as i've been too busy or too hungover to do so plus I'm off to Spain in a few hrs :-) I'm looking forward to it although i still hate flying, hopefully i'll get there and back in one piece. Adios fish.

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Things To Look Forward To.....

Date: Thu, Jun 26, 2008 Internet


Feeling pretty good atm, gotta a few little trips/hols planned for the next week that im looking forward to. First up tomorrow night im going down to Brighton to meet up with Cogs from the RTR forum to play in a £10r tourn in the Grovesnor there. After that im gonna try and make some dosh in the cash games then get the first train back to Watford at like 5am. Its abit of a mission but fuck it, better than getting lashed in some of the places near me, it makes a change anyways. Anyone else who lives in that area or who fancies coming i'll be in there from 7.30 onwards and will be more than happy to sign any autographs or pose for some photos.

I'll probably just mince on Saturday and then im off to see Linkin Park at the Project Revolution concert with a few mates. There's meant to be aload of other peeps there aswell like Jay-Z and NERD so it should be good crack. Bit of recovery time on Monday then im going to Spain for about 4-5 days/nights on Tuesday. I was just like fuck it i need a beach, pool and some sun so i got a cheapish £100 flight out there. My parents have got an apartment out there so im gonna stay there. Should be good to check out the area and there's meant to be a casino just 15 minutes away lol. These are the sort of things i need to do. I need to plan little trips and hols and shit and have more things to look forward to, im gonna keep doing this now. Im hoping it will make the grind more bearable. So, when im not jet setting around the country lol, i'll just get my head down and churn out some profits at the cyberfelt.

In response to the annon fish who left a comment about how this blog has gone downhill and how it needs more of the old rumpay pumpay posts and more poker stuff etc lol, err what can i say except i agree. Thing is i dont get loads of action atm, although i did treat you fish to that Turkish Delight post a few weeks back, I can give you some details about my last wank if you want?? On the poker front there simply is nothing to tell. I promise to put some serious volume in after Spain. The last few days i have been playing $55 SnGay's and there is deffo a marked increase in the quality of competition as opposed to the $33's. I can tell just from playing but i also purchased 150 SharkScope searches a day and there is usually one two or even more decent/good winning players at my tarb. I have played 24 in total so far making a mere $90 profit. I have paid up on my gay prop bet btw for all those muthalickers who have been griefing me up, a total of $1535 :-( I decided not to subtract this from my poker roll and just attribute it to 'misadventure' lol. Also, i did receive that random $2.75k from an unknown source a while ago which i didn't add to the roll so that kinda justifies it aswell.

Here's a few older posts that i have just randomly picked out that might please my new anonymous friend if he is not happy with my lastest post... Dirrrtay Slut Dirrrtay Dog Confession To Da Blog More Rumpay Pumpay. Its strange looking over previous posts, interesting though. This is my 601 blog entry! Reeedic. Here is the very first. 15th Feb 2006, jeeez time has flown by. Goodnight fish.

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Fucking Cowboys

Date: Tue, Jun 24, 2008 Internet


No you're wrong fish!! This is not some whinge about how my pocket kings got cracked by A8 aipf for the CL in some tournament, nor is it a story about how my cowboys lost to Q9 on a J K 9 board. Heck, its not even a tale of how my KK lost to some runner runner fucking miracle floosh. No, this is a quick venomous post about a couple of cock suckers who came round my gaff yesterday to 'install' my nice new washing machine....

Fucking prrrrricks! These fucking cunts from Comet basically ripped my kitchen floor whilst trying to take my old washing machine away and install the new one. How difficult can it be??? They must have done it a few times before??? You just got to be CAREFUL and put some cardboard down on the floor or summat. There's a few fat rips on my floor now and little indents everywhere. I refused to sign their document things and had the right arse hole with one of the big fat sweaty muthalicking bell ends!!! Arrrrghhh. Been on the phone three fucking times already trying to resolve this and get compensation or summat. I think im gonna have to drive down to the Comet house myself and start threatening the plums that work there, im gonna tear the place up ffs! Fucking cowboy cuntssssssssssss!
EDIT: Well i went to the Comet House and them bastards were about as helpful as an AKQ all black board when im sitting there with the 87 of demons, fucking useless! I have to write a letter etc blah blah blahhhh. As soon as i walked into Comet i was greeted by about 4 or 5 mind numbingly bord salespeople. These sort of jobs are the absolute pits. Im sorry if you read this blog and are one of those people who do a job like this, i.e Comet, B&Q, Homebase etc.. and i might lose one or two readers but fuck it, get a real job ffs or learn how to play poker lol. I can't fucking stand these places. I used to work in Homebase when i was a really young pup for like a few hrs on a Saturday and arrgghhh it was probably the worst experience of my life second only to the time when some slutpig hit a one outer on me on the river for a $1k+ pot.
After my Comet nightmare i went next door into B&Q to buy a toilet seat as ours has been broke for fooking months. It embarrassing when people come round my gaff and take a piss or even worse need a poo, especially birds. You can hear them almost falling down my shit box so i thought the time was right to make another new purchase. This is the third fucking toilet seat i have brought now and i swear if my housemate Scotch breaks this one again then im gonna break him. It must be that ginger bitch who has broken the previous two because i've never lived in a house where a toilet seat has busted. Since i've lived with Scotch two of the things get busted within 18 months, you do the maths??? Jeeez, i sound like a right moaning old bastard lol, funny though. NOTTTT!!!!!!!

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Ruff As Fuck!

Date: Sun, Jun 22, 2008 Internet


Got completely ball bagged last night, absolutely wankered! Went out for mate Darrens b'day with a load of the lads. Firstly, we went to some seedy strip pub place, the ones where you bascially stick one nug in a jar and some old tart get her boobs and flange out for abit, which is always a rather pleasing sight. Next up we drunk about millions shot of all sorts of shit in the Slug and Lettuce in St Albans and then ended up in a club called Batchwood. It was an ok night although i almost ended up smacking my 'mate' Baxter in the chops. I was fucking angry with that cunt, i can't be bovved to explain but i should have given him a slap. No one really likes him that much tbh and nights out just ain't the same when he's there, the whole dynamic of the group changes. I don't not like many people but this muthalicker gets on my tits sometimes, grrrr.

For some reason i stupidly agreed to play football the next morning. I thought it was just a quick game of 5-a-side but it turns out i was roped into playing some charity tournmant. So i woke up at about 8am after about 3-4 hrs of shut eye still completely wasted and played this tournament all morning and early afternoon. When we all got there all the other teams had kits on and shit and we all basically bowled in looking like a bunch of pissed cunts which wasn't a good sign and i was fearing the worst. Luckily the standard wasn't that good and we finished top of the table but had to play a final versus the 2nd place team which we fucking lost courtesy of an own goal from yours truelay lol. We were 1-0 up and i decided to plant a beautiful header past our own keeper and into the bottom corner. It was a great finish tbh and we eventually lost 3-1. Oh well, it was a good crack and im glad i went although the organisers announced at the end that they had raised £60 for charity?? I was like wtf £60 quid, i would have paid them more than just to stay in bed ffs.

On the poker front there is not much to report as usual. I havent played for the last 3 days accept for the BritBloggerment tonight which i took down babay!!! In regard to the SnGays i've played summat like 260 games which is appalling but made $2.6k which is very good. I've now got a nice rotating gold star next to my name on SharkScope which i am rather chuffed about. If you want to watch a 6 handed SnG master at work then i can be found under the name amatay on FTP. Laters!





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Help Me!!

Date: Thu, Jun 19, 2008 Internet


I need some help please fish. Im in limbo right now, a kinda general life limbo but mainly in a sort of poker limbo. I dunno what to do? What games to play?? I need a structure, a routine, a set number of hrs etc?? Ahhh what to do what to do??? mmmmmm, any suggestions fishays?? I've completely lost the plot the last few months. I've made most of my dosh from full ring $1/2 cash games over the years, im alright playing 6 max cash, abit of a tourn donk but i still think im in profit tournnament wise and im gonna improve, good at HU and an SnG master. I need to knuckle down and win some money in the second half of the year. Help meeeeee!

In regards to my staking offer i made last week i've decided the successful winner is........ da da da da da da darrrrr.... Amatay! That's right fish, although i was genuine in my staking offer at the time i've decided what is the point?? I need the fucking dosh anyways what with bills bills bills coming ooot of my ass hole, im going broke. Sorry fish, but at the end of the day those individuals with good stats etc might aswell play themselves instead of giving up their time and 50% of potential profits. Im off, gotta go buy a fucking washing machine ffs, laters

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Help Me!!

Date: Thu, Jun 19, 2008 Internet


I need some help please fish. Im in limbo right now, a kinda general life limbo but mainly in a sort of poker limbo. I dunno what to do? What games to play?? I need a structure, a routine, a set number of hrs etc?? Ahhh what to do what to do??? mmmmmm, any suggestions fishays?? I've completely lost the plot the last few months. I've made most of my dosh from full ring $1/2 cash games over the years, im alright playing 6 max cash, abit of a tourn donk but i still think im in profit tournnament wise and im gonna improve, good at HU and an SnG master. I need to knuckle down and win some money in the second half of the year. Help meeeeee!

In regards to my staking offer i made last week i've decided the successful winner is........ da da da da da da darrrrr.... Amatay! That's right fish, although i was genuine in my staking offer at the time i've decided what is the point?? I need the fucking dosh anyways what with bills bills bills coming ooot of my ass hole, im going broke. Sorry fish, but at the end of the day those individuals with good stats etc might aswell play themselves instead of giving up their time and 50% of potential profits. Im off, gotta go buy a fucking washing machine ffs, laters

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I HATE Tournament Poker

Date: Tue, Jun 17, 2008 Internet

I just expect to lose every pot i play. FUCK OFF everyone!

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Lazy Fuck!!!

Date: Mon, Jun 16, 2008 Internet


I have got to be the laziest full time poker playing fish on the planet!! I play less poker now its my job than ever before. I reckon since turning 'full time' in January i have played about 20 hrs a week on average if that. WTF is that all about??? Huh??? Cunt Jones, you are a lazy CUNT! As a result i make a bare living from this game and my savings and the dosh i earned as a part time fish are slowly bleeding away. I got money pissing away all over the place. My boiler broke the other day, £180, my oven broke, £400 and my washing machine is the new one atm, its fucked. I've had the same white boxer shorts on since Saturday and white ain't exactly a good colour when your washing machine is on the blink. Had to pop round the old dears gaff today and get her to do a bit of washing for me. Hopefully she didn't notice the skid marks or the crusty cum stained wank socks for that matter. Its just little things like that, its all building up, slowly eating away at my savings whilst im not earning enough dough to cover the costs. I've got about $15k flying around in cyber space atm, i need to sort that out big time and get it all together and keep track of it better, i've got to be more professional! I have got to play more poker and be more disciplined.

I think im gonna try and go on alittle detox aswell atm. Try and eat abit better and not get pissed up. I spent alot of dough when i was with that turkish bird and i prolly do about £70-100 everytime i go out on the lash. I got fucking ball bagged with Scotch on Saturday first in Rickmansworth and then Watford. It was an ok night nothing special its just i had the worst hangover ever on Sunday which meant i couldn't/didn't want to/couldn't be bovved to play any pokes. The only memorable thing about that night was Scotch slagging off some bird who was in fancy dress as some sort of army girl because she stank of BO, only for him to be gnawing her face off 2 minutes later. Fuck me she was ruff, and she did stinkkkkkkkk! Fairplay Scotch lol.

Another thing that happened the other day is that i have been summoned to fucking court because i didnt pay my council tax, whoops. Its the second time i've had to go to court for this now, im such a cock. All you do is turn up for like 2 minutes and a few old bastards basically call you a cunt and provided i pay £100 court costs and my council tax for the year in full (about £1.3k) in the next few days then they will just tell me to fuck off, cheers, thanks alot!
Seriously though, more poker Jones, play more poker you lazy bastard. There's a geezer who i sometimes chat to online who sorted me out with the BadBeat thing a while back who i have never met but he seems like a top bloke. He's always calling me a cunt and telling me i have gotta stop treating it like a jolly and get more serious and he's right. This geezers name is Matt and it seems like he has got it sussed and im gonna try and follow hes approach to poker abit more in the next 6 months.
Of course, i have virtually nothing to report pokerwise atm because i haven't played. Fuck all today, fuck all yesterday and before that a few random SnG's here and there lol. Oh i did play in a $109 tourn yesterday on PP. It was for my mate who had basically lost connection and asked me to play for him which i find kinda difficult, but i done my best. There was about 150 starters and 50 odd left when i picked up pock neufs in this hand. I was chatting to my mate on the fone at the time and he told me what to do. I probably play it the same way tbh. I knew there was a chance he was trapping but what can you do?? Do you fish play it differently?? Gotta love the running quads babay, i run sooo good...for my mates lol. Heres another hand that occurred with about 24 fish left, top 20 cashed btw. Do you play this the same way? What do you think he had?? I lose chips like this alot in tournaments. Should i raise less pre and bet more post?? Anyway very next hand i picked up 99 again and shoved into 10's, no running quads this time. I felt quite bad, sorry Adam mate, i suck. Right, that will do for now, i'll reveal who the lucky fish that im gonna stake is in my next post, laters.

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Sharkscope Sharks & Staking Fish

Date: Thu, Jun 12, 2008 Internet


Well i've pretty much given up on my stupid prop bet challenge today. That's right, i've gone from focused and motivated to just feeling blahhhhh in about 24 hrs. I wrote alittle bit about why in this post. I still maintain it is very achievable but whatever, maybe double or quits for July? lol. I actually made my way onto the Sharkscope leaderboard in the last few weeks. Search any game 5-6 seated, $16-35 and average profit for last 500 games. Im number 1 on FTP and number 11 over all the sites and that's despite running like an utter cunt in the last 70 odd games. I thought that was quite cool tbh, it gave me a small boner anyways, although i've lost the shark fin that was swimming next to my name and now i've got some gay rotating silver star thing, i liked that little shark. I reckon i could get to number 1 for total Profit 2008 at these stakes no problem, maybe i will give it ago?

I wrote a small post on the RTR forum today saying that i would stake a micro limit donk $100-200 (ain't decided yet) to play whatever games they want, i.e ten $10 180 games or something?? 50/50 on any profit minus the original stake. I know i know, I'm such a generous fish. Obviously if you lose the dosh then you owe me nothing, although i might send my housemate Scotch around to your gaff to stab you in the face. If anyone out there wants abit of Amatay Charitay and would like me to stake them this money then leave me a comment about what you propose to do with it and also some evidence that you're not a complete donk and actually win some money at this game, i.e. your username. If you would prefer me to email you then leave your addy or PM me on either the RTR or Blonde forum. If it all goes well i might start building a staking empire. If i can win some mooolar without actually logging on and playing these retards myself then reeesult. Goodnight fish, sleep tight.

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Focused and Motivated

Date: Wed, Jun 11, 2008 Internet


For the first time in a long long time i finally have some focus and motivation pokerwise. I've had little direction recently both in poker and life in general tbh but this challenge has done what it was initially intended to do, to get me playing and to make some dough. Like i said in a previous post i just wish i had played alot more in the first week. This challenge is very achievable, in fact if i could go back to the start of the month i would have taken alot more action. I was planning on capping the betting at $2k anyway but i reckon i could have taken over $5k in bets, probably more.

This SnG challenge is fucking boring though, i feel abit shit right now actually, not been going to the gym and not done anything really other than piss about online and play SnGays. Oh, I've also been chatting to my turkish delight bird abit both on msn and skype. She's fucking lovely, didn't think i'd miss her but we really clicked, i felt abit empty when she went back to Stockholm. Had abit on online cyber sex with her the other day lol, fucking wicked. She can be a right dirty bastard when she wants to be. I got so excited i accidentally splashed some of my harry onto my laptop, the control button is abit fucked up now lol. I was gonna knock another one out shortly afterwards but my housemate Scotch almost caught me mid-wank so i kinda lost the moment. Right, back to the SnGaylords, laters.

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Eat, Sleep, Drink, Wank and Play 33 Doll SnGays!

Date: Sat, Jun 7, 2008 Internet


For some sick reason my ego still believes i can pull this stupid $10k prop bet off. I think all the fish who told me and showed me stats etc to illustrate what an 'impossible' challenge this was affected my motivation big time and made me almost give up before i started. I've only played about 110 games so far which is shocking really. However, I have made just under $1000 in total in that time and i reckon i can maintain that rate. Im gonna play 1 million 33 doll SnGays in the next 20 days and 20 nights, i can do this. Anyone wanna bet me??? lol

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