Just jizzed off almost another $800 after having played pretty long hours again today, im really pissed off with it all. Had some really sick beats again and if it weren't for a few horror hands i could well be blogging about a $1k+ win.

When you are losing you wonder how the fuck you ever won at this game. You question your ability. You lose confidence in yourself and sometimes the game itself. You berate your luck and your opponents. You wonder whether its because the players are improving, maybe that's why you are losing? You wonder whether you will ever win again. You question your game and tinker with certain things. You worry, you get a sickly feeling in your stomach and you get stressed (esp if its your job). Im going through all this shit atm, but, 'ive been through it before and im sure i'll undoubtedly experience all of the above many times in the future.

Ohhhhh FFS, what a cunt another $800 down the shit box, I need some fucking wins or i might have to pimp my ass out, any takers? The bidding starts at $100, im cheap :-) Arrrgh, this is no time for jokes, gimme some money please fish, stop hitting your fucking miracles, let me hit a draw one time and for once let me cold deck you you muthalickers! Good fucking night!!!

Just had a pretty demoralising day of poker, but it happens and ill move on i guess, its no biggie. Played for what seemed an eternity today and after tw0 sessions of what must have been 7-8 hrs combined i had made just 120 odd bucks and also cashed in 100 pp points. I logged back on for a third session and boom lost almost $800. Few sick beats/flops... lost AA v JJ alpf lol when a jack pops, standard. I had 1010 on a 1066 board, allin, fish has jacks and the jack comes again, no bother. Then about 3 hands after the this i have 66 on a 368 board two clubs and some muthalicker has 88, coooount! Almost 800 bucks gone in the blink of an eye after having grounded out a poxy 120 doll profit all day, greeeeeet. Lucky for me as i was just shutting down the tables i accidentally called a decent sized re-raise with 22 and hit a set, getting paid off by some donkey with AJ on a jack high flip and also made three 4's moments later and got paid off by jacks again halving my losses. So, at the end of my stint at the cyber felt i have lost a total of $150 ish which is nothing but its still kinda shitty, having put in quite alot of hrs. The thing is i should be putting these hrs in everyday seeing as i am meant to be a full time fish now, I'm such a lazy bum. I've actually lost my VIP status at Party because i haven't played enough which is awful. I mean i have also played some pokes on FTP and Littlewoods this quarter but its still poor. Made about $500 profit so far in April i think, after having earnt almost $500 yesterday and a few quid the day before so its not exactly all doom and gloom pokerwise, just frustrating as my roll hasn't really moved a great deal for a while now.

My life pretty much mirrors my poker earnings right now actually... going nowhere! Still can't really get myself back in the gym, i just can't be bovved. Im fucking borrrrrd, but im gonna do something about it. Talk is cheap so i won't even bother explaining any possible plans for the future, action Jones, ACTION! Bit of a crap post but its tough to keep up the consistantly superb standard :-) Laters fish.

It worked out better than i thought tbh mwahahahaha. To all those fish who knew it was an April Fools well done you passed the test. To all those fish who thought i went busto ahahaha. YOU COCKS! I simply wrote the post in 5 minutes, added a few annon comments at the start, got my mate Ads to write a couple of comments saying he saw me and editied a HH from my faggot $1/2 games to add to extra authenticity and some of you fish feel for it hook line and sinker!! I also put comment moderation on because i knew alot of fish would get that it was a joke and i didnt want you other fishee's to see their comments and twig. I know, i know, im a geeeenius!!! You can now see all the comments that i received on the previous post, I think there's over 100 of them in total! You fish go crazy for a good old bust post, you bastards love the car crash. So, if i havent being doing my bollocks at 10/20 what have i been upto...

Errr not alot tbh. On Sunday i just mince with Scotch, JJay and Scotch's work mate Nathan. We watched the footy on the box and i decided to play 4 small chill out games, a $22 HU, and three 26 buck tourns. I won the HU and busted 199/600 in one of the tourns but went deep in the other two. One of the games was one of those gay 90 man turbo knockout things on FTP in which i finished 2nd for $360 and the other was on PP where i frustratingly finished 8/459 for a measly $206 (1st got $2.3k) grrr. I felt like i played proper aggro in all the tourns much like alot of the top internet players who i have been watching alot. Fish like Moorman and Busto_soon are siiiiik MTT's player and as sad as it sounds i have been studying what they do at the tables. I also chat and watch that fish Kenn at the tables alot, another superb MTT fish who gets results and this has helped me to realise the nature of these games. However, i dunno whether i am gonna continue with MTT's and will probably stick to cash games.

On Monday i only played for about an hour making $70, fucks knows what i done for the rest of the day. I've just starting watching that programme 24 with Kiefer sutherland. I know its been around for a while but i have never seen it before. Fuck me its addictive. Ive got 6 series with 24 episodes in each series to watch, its gonna ruin my life. Each series is like a 16-18 hr film so you always wanna see the next episode to find out what happens, nightmares.

On Tuesday i went Tesco food shopping, the first time i have actually been there for months! I went abit crazy in Tescos and brought enough munch to hopefully last me until the year 2010 :-) In the evening a had a few beers with a few peeps and got alittle mezzy, no poker that day. The other news is that i have decided to become a trader and join Bad Beat. The minimum table hours i have to play is 40 which i can do by multi-tabling in 6-7 hrs no probs, so its worth it. .

I also won my third Gatsby Award last month ahahaha. Won it for the last two months running, gotta be a record surely?? I would like to thank my family, my friends, God and Jesus Christ but most of all i would like to thank my loyal readers even if you are dumb gullible fish who would for one moment think that such a fine poker player as myself would go busto, cheers. Right, that will do for now, laterzzzzzz

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! I can't believe what i have just done, i never do shit like this, control and discipline are (were) two of the main things that have made me a winning player. I feel sooo sick, im actually shaking right now. I have just lost about $13,000 in 5 hours, almost all of the profit i have earned in Jan and Feb. The most i have ever lost in one night before is $2k what the fuck am i doing, i feel horrible, i feel dazed. FUCK! Im such a TWAT!!
I started playing my usual $1/2 tables and after about one hour i was stuck $1.1k, which is a fucking lot at them poxy limits. I was proper pissed off, been really struggling recently. I felt like i hadn't done much wrong and yet boooom bye bye to $1.1k. So, i decided to play $2/4 on FTP and ended up 4 tabling. I've done this before in the past and have been quite successful. This time i managed to jizz off all my FTP roll, about $4k ish. The beats i got were unreeeel, shocking, i was stunned. Fuck me i wished i had just stopped then but i didnt, i need the money as this month has been a shocker and paying off part of my mortgage has fucked me abit financially.
I still had 'loadsa' dosh on PP so i returned to play nl $5/10 a limit which i have only previuosly played on on about 5 occasions winning a few grand. I played on two tables and lost 4 buyins in about 2 hrs. One of the buyins was sick. I flopped top set only to see some slutpig stick me in with a gutshot and off course the cock sucker hit on the river. CUNT CUNT CUNT!!!
In desperation i played one table of 10/20 a limit which i have never played before. I started ok and got upto about $3.4K before that slowly disappeared. I went down to $800 and reloaded when this happened. I know my pre-flop raise was huge but i'd been getting big pairs cracked all day. WTF is this bastard calling me with K9 for???? The cunt flops two pairs and i lose almost $2k the most i have ever lost in one pot by miles. I also brought into about 5-6 tournaments ranging between $33 upto $109. More siiikness in them as per usual.
I really don't know what to do with my life right now, im in limbo, I might have to get a job. I think i have to accept that although i still believe im good enough to make a decent profit from poker im not cut out to play it on a full time basis. Its affected my health both phyiscal and more mental and its affected my social life. I don't think i'll be updating this blog in the near future, i need to get my head straight, im really depressed right now.

Really struggling atm, i can't win. I think i need to go back to basics for a bit, calm down and be more patient. I think i need to stop making pre-flop calls with fruity hands in certain situations, its costing me $$$. I just got killed at the tables. Within about an hour i was stuck $800, I logged off with a $650 loss, might play again in a minute although its making me feel sick right now. I've been through bad spells before, worse than this but i am getting pissed off with it now. You wonder how you ever won any money and how you will ever win any money again. I am running horrible, seriously blahhhh. Its getting be down abit. One of my first hands tonight i have QJ on a QJx board. Turn ace, river jack and some slutpig with AJ makes a bigger boat, puke! Also, I mentioned it in a previous post but i am losing so many hands where for example you have one of those short stacked bastards with anything between $40-$120 in front of them and i've been getting it all in with them drawing to 2 or 3 cards or its been a race and i seem to be losing such a high percent of those kinda hands that its really eating into my earnings. March has been a complete write off, i don't think i can mentally play again this month, its doing my nut, perhaps i shouldn't have bothered tonight? I need to start a fresh month and refocus.

I didnt play on Thursday but played abit on Friday. I only lost $100 playing a few $33 SnG's aswell as some $1/2 PLO on Stars. I did manage to get my ass in the gym like i said i would, i felt weak. I've also lost half a stone aswell which is abit of a cunt. I need April to come, clear my mind, do what i was doing in Feb and start dominating again. Hurry up April!

EDIT: Didn't return to the cash tarbs, played a few $55 SnG's and some $33 HU and overall made 50 bucks woooot!

Wake the fuck up Jones!!! This hand mirrors my life at the moment, im a spaceman, snap out of it Jones you muthalicker, no wonder im losing atm. Been running horrible also but i've played the odd few hands like a utter cock. I also misclicked all in yesterday and got insta called by the stone cold nootling, prick Jones, PRICK! I am running soooo sick right now though, at least i hope i am, maybe i am getting outplayed?? I could show you fish a ton of hands but i'll spare you all my pain. I've lost a few $500 pots which is a big deal for a little fish like me plus i seem to be losing alot of $100-$200 with suck out city. Played a bunch of hours yesterday and was doing ok winning about $450 then boom i dropped $1250, i made back $400 to finish the session -$400 although i cashed in $100 pp points and recieved a $200 bonus to soften the blow.

Need to sort my crazy sleeping pattern out yet again. Im waking up and going to bed at all sorts of stupid hours, not good. Haven't managed to go to the gym yet either, i just can't be bothered, four weeks now and no gym = shocking, i feel like shizz. I might go in abit, i need to force myself, once im back in there it will be easier to go again. Going to the gym improves my poker, it improves my state0fmind, its important. Right fuck it, im going gym right now then im gonna sort some stuff out that needs doing that i keep putting off like food shopping, i ain't been to Tesco's for time, i hate it! This is a tune btw!!!!! ahahahaha, laters fisheeeee's

Poker should come with a health warning, it can seriously damage your health. I think my blood pressure nearly went though roof tonight, i felt like smashing the shit out of my lappy but i don't think i could survive without Internet porn lol. Fuck me its sooo sick, i think i need a new job. Reeeeespect to any of you fish who also play this game for a living, you are all sick fucks! So, what happened tonight? Well, its not all doom and gloom...

Been feeling really down in the dumps recently and didn't wanna play poker at all but i had to tbh, its my job ain't it and i have earnt fook all this month mainly as a result of my holiday and my illness. Poker players should get holiday and sick pay :-) Anyways, i sat down at the $1/2 games and within 3 hours i was up over $1k, but in the next 2hrs i lost $400 and finished a 5 hr session with $600 profit. However, some of the shit that happened to me was disgusting it could have easily had a $2k+ session. I know some of you fish might be reading this thinking stop moaning you ungrateful twat that's over $100 per/hr and your right but fuck you anyways, it was soooo sick lol. Flopping straights and flushes and losing to runner runner boats and all sorts of other shit blahhhh lololol. It could have been my most profitable day ever had it not been for a couple of big pots, sick sick sick!

I decided to sit back down at the tarbles later that night at about 11pm ish mainly because i have a $200 bonus and i haven't got long to clear it. After 2 hrs i wished i had just gone to bed, had a wank and got some shut eye. I lost one fucking thousand dollars, grrrr. I was feeling so demoralised but i also felt like i had played really decent poker, i was gutted. Anyways i ploughed on and respect to me i made back the $1k in the next 2hrs, such a sick game. I decided to log off then as i don't think my heart could have taken anymore runner fooking runners. I also managed to make a 100 bucks in PP points so i got about $670 a the the end of day, not bad, could have been better could have been worse. Fucking exhausting!

Other news since my last post includes me being abit of a depress head knob recently although im slowly snapping out of it now, errrr i got fucking hammered all day on Sunday with Cooks, decent night but no birds, again! Oh yeah, i became an uncle on Sunday morning which is quite cool, my sister gave birth to a babay girl and called her Leah. Its prolly my parents only chance to have any grand kids tbh as they can't exactly count on me, i mean you have sex first don't ya lol. Fuck me, i must be starting to sound soooo desperate, it ain't that bad, honest. Actually i think i know why i've lost my mojo... too much cyber porn Jones you dirtay bastard.

I had a nightmare on Saturday actually and basically had to wipe my computer clean and reset it to how it was when i brought it, which meant i lost loadsa stuff like pictures, favourites and poker tracker which was abit of a cunt although alot of my photos are still on my camera which is abit of relief. I've got some really wicked snaps of my mate Adam and i don't wanna lose them lol. That was a private joke between me and a few fish i know btw lol. Anyways, the reason i fucked my lappy was because even thou there is a ton of free porn on the net i decided to view this one clip which required a download just because i liked the look of some blonde birds tits in the advert. Fuck me it destroyed my lappy, all sorts of spyware and shit. My lappy had more virus's than a third world country! The fooking thing wouldn't even start so i had to wipe it. Man, i think i should prolly keep my internet habits to myself lol. This post has gotten long, it was only gonna be a short moan lol, going to bed now, laters!

This is a pissed post which is sad because i should not be writing some gay post after just getting home ball bagged. This is a msg to myself. WHERE THE FUCKS YOUR MOJO GONE JONES YOU CUNT. I used to get old of a few birds now i cant pull in a brothel. I ain't had a rump in 5 ish months. Thing is even before that even though i had a hot steak i werent bovved. WTF is wrong with me, i've lost my desire, i've lost my mojo. I don't even try and pull anymore, CUNT Jones, you sound like a CUNTTTTTTTT. WTF is wrong with you. I just had a dirrrrrrrrtay kebab aswell, what a CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, ARGHHHHHHHH. I think i need a bird. Fuck me i think i need my face slapped about abit. Changes need to be made...

EDIT: I just read that back and you are a fucking cock Jones!!

Having a small poker crisis atm, my heart's just not in it and my heads gone. Played a few short sessions this week and im just not feeling it at all. I aint playing great plus i've had quite a few beats. AA v KK and the cunt hits his king, fish blasting with draws and hitting, two fucking outers on the river etc etc blahhh. Think i mentioned i dumped off $600 on Monday in my last post and have since pissed away another $600 on Tuesday, Wednesday i weren't in the mood and logged off after 10 mins with a $100 buck loss and today i just shizzed off another $350 in a couple of hours. I can't be asked with it at all, can't be bothered to play, i was sooo in the zone before my holiday so its abit of a shame. Like i said i need to get back in the gym and then back on the piss that will sort me out. I need a fucking shag too, anyone fancy a bunk up??

My driving fucking sucks cock!!! I pranged my motor again this afternoon for the third fooking time!! First time i gotta a tiny dent on the front when i tried that very difficult manuovere known as parking. Second time i was on monster tilt after being stuck in a jam for 2hrs and decided to reverse into a jeep and today i decided to ram some shitty Vaxhall up the ass whilst pulling away. Man, i feel like an utter cunt today, everything has got to me, i wish i could go back in time two and a half weeks and start again. Banging my car is the final straw, i felt sooo pissed off earlier so its time to sort myself out...

Im still not 100%, this illness has really set me back. I haven't been to the gym for almost 3 wks now and that fucks me in the head abit. I was really in the zone gym wise and now i feel as though all the work i done in there has gone to waste, it hasn't but i just need to get back in there pronto, I was doing really well and i was feeling good. Smashing my car gives me an excuse to finally sort the thing out and is kind of a good thing. I've got a decent motor but i never bother with it. Its a fucking mess and i aint bothered to sort out the previous two prangs. This time its different because i've fucked it quite bad so i have gotta get it sorted. Fucking hell im such a twat!

Poker is pissing me off aswell as i have not made any $$$ in nearly 3 wks, i guess thats one of the cons of doing it for a living, no holiday or sick pay. I jizzed off 600 bucks yesterday aswell which fucked me off lol. Also, i cant decide what to do about this sponsorship thing as giving away 50% of my earnings is an awful lot, decisions decisions.

Im starting a fresh today, i've blitzed my flat which always gives me some karma and i'll sort my motor out tomorrow morning. Im gonna try and put some hours in at the tarbles aswell next 10 days and see if i can make a few grand and then maybe start this sponsorship deal early April. Oh before i go there is some good news.... I found a top new wank site the other day which is completely free of charge called http://www.pimpbus.com/ i've added it to my links, laters fish ;-)

Fuck me the last two weeks have been a fucking blur, fucking extreme.....

Me and the boys left for Andorra over 2wks ago in the early hours of Sunday morning getting a minibus to Gatwick and then flying about 90 mins to Toulouse from where there was a 2.5 hr coach transfer to Andorra, the journey was pretty plain sailing. We arrived afternoonish time and quickly sorted out our snowboarding gear and passes. Our hotel was called The Chez Paulo and was pretty basic but it was all we needed really, I shared a room with Dan and everything was all good. The food at the Chez Paulo was a bonus although we did get stictched an extra ton fifthy on the boarding which was abit of a cunt. After our first meal most of us inevitably got destroyed. The Town was fairly quiet on the first night but we didnt care and moved from bar to bar getting completely trollified. I was drinking all sorts of shizz including them dirty Jagermeisters, arghhhh. The night was a good crack and was probably the most pissed i got all hol.

We all managed to get up for breaky on the Monday morn at 8am and then all headed off for Ski School at 10am. Bascially we had boarding lessons from 10-1 everyday, although my mates Bill n Darren had their Ski Skool in the afternoon as they have been boarding before and are more advanced. Lessons started off good and i quickly grasped some of the basic turning concepts although once we got to the last hour or so of the lesson our instructor introduced a new aspect of boarding into the lession which completely fucked me. All it was was bascially stopping and controlling the board but i couldnt do it and kept falling on my fucking arse, the instructor was really getting on my tits aswell. I ended the first lesson feeling really frustrated and wanted to punch my instructor in the face, fucking coount! I didn't bother going back on the snow that day most of us didnt actually after the previous nights antics. There wasnt that much snow atm tbh, Anddora hadn't seen any of the white stuff for about a month so its was pretty difficult to board. After munching at the Chez Paulo we all headed off for another billion beers on some bar crawl that we had all paid 5 euro's for. The lack of women was an absolute JOKE, people ain't joking when they refer to Andorra as Manddora, OMG the ratio of men to birds is a unreal, it was about 25:1 no jokes a complete sausage partay lol. However, my mate Bill did manage to pull one bird on the bar crawl night, fairplay on him. The bar crawl night turned into a top night actually, the reps took us to all sorts of watering holes, I can't recall the names of all the places but i remember being ending up in a fucky little club called the Bilbord. I must have got back to the hotel at about 3-4am steaming but still managed to be up for breaky at 8am on the Tuesday which is when the nature of the holiday started to change abit....

I went to Ski skool again but it was fucking shit and i still couldnt get to grips with controlling my fucking board, it was driving me insane and so was the fooking instructor. I thought he was a shit teacher tbh and i didnt bother with ski skool after that, no point, ill teach myself. Glen and Sam didnt make it to Ski school that morn and would not make it all holiday, infact that was pretty much the last time anyone really saw them two all hols aswell as Glen's bird Lara as they spent the whole holiday in bed ill, nightmares. In the afternoon i got back on the snow and got Bill and Darren to train me up and i improved alot. Their good lads Bill n Daz and the pair of them took me up in the chair lifts and i was determined to get better, i hate being shit at things. However, it was fucking hard work really frustrating which wasn't made any easier when the three of us got caught in the most extreme weather i think i have ever been out in. The snow just started hammering down, absolutely reeedick, i can't even begin to explain how extreme the weather was, it was a complete blizzard. Fuck knows how i got off that mountain in them conditions, i couldn't fucking see and my boarding was abit shit, it was sooo cold, i thought i was gonna die, EXTREME!

In the evening we didnt really get on it again you just can't on a boarding hol its fucking exhausting. A few of us went for some chill out beers in Paddys bar to watch the footy and then bed. The weather was still reeedick with the snow caning it down and that night most of us fell ill. Fuck knows what we caught but in total 6 peeps out of 10 were ill on this hol. I was okish and still made it out on the beers and went boarding everyday but like i said no one saw Glen ,Sam and Lara and Dan missed over half the hol and Mizon was abit fucked too although he was out most of the time, nightmare.

On the Wednesday no one could go snowboarding because of the weather, i've never seen sooo much snow in my life. A few of us just pissed about in the snow and went for a lush lunch in some restaurant. In the evening a few of us again went for some chill out beers whilst watching my beloved Hammers get taken apart by them scummers Liverpool, we got taught.

We managed to get back on the snow on Thursday and my boarding skillz started to show glimpses of improvement. In the evening me Miz, Darren and Bill went to some Hypnotist show at a bar called The Milwalkee which was pretty cool. I was really tempted to get up on the stage and get hypotised myself but i've been hypotised before in a holiday in Magaluf a few years back and wanted to see what it was like as a spectator. The geezer was really funny and it turned into a top night, one of the best, shame most of the group were fucked.

On the Friday i done loads more boarding and started to get decent, i was finally understanding the main concepts lol. Boarding is a genius sport but fuck me its hard work, really tiring. This hol was not like other lads holidays where u can get pissed up all day everyday, its just impossible and in the evening everyone just crashed.

Come the weekend and i felt as though my boarding was really starting to come together, pity we were now nearing the end of the hol, i wish i could have had more time on the white stuff although my body had taken such a battering. I had soooo many bruises on my backside its looked like i'd been done up the dirt hole by a 14 inch Mandorrian, fooking painful!! In the evening most of us got back on the beers again in a big way. At the dinner table that night i drank one of the dirrrrtest shots of my life. Not really in terms of the taste but the actually content. For some reason i drank a shot of what we all know refer to as the lizard, see pic. Darren brought down this bottle of liquid with two dead lizards in it which he had earlier purchased from some shop. I dunno wtf came over me but i agreed to drink a shot of it and before i knew it the whole fooking Chez Paulo was watching me about to drink this shot of lizard so there was no backing out. The thing about this drink was that you could actually see bits of lizard skin floating about, fucking sick lol. Anyways i somehow managed to stomach the lizard and that set the tone was the rest of the evening, ball bagged citay!!!

We all stumbled back about 3-4am and had to leave the Chez Paulo at 6am! The journay home was abit of of nightmare with a two hours delay in Toulouse aswell as a delay getting our bags at Gatwick. I've been back home a week now and i've been ill since, im only starting to feel better today actually its been horrible, i cant remember feeling this sick for a while im sure its that lizard thats fucked me lol. If i had felt like this on hol i wouldn't have made it out of my room all week. The holiday was ok and im glad i've experienced something like this but given all the illnesses and the way i've felt since i have returned home im not sure if it was worth it. Actually no, it was worth it was just a shame about peeps getting ill and all that.

Played my first session of poker in over two weeks today, a few hours at $1/2 winning $500 which added $200 i received as rakeback on Tilt leaves me on $700 profit for the month. The plan is to hammer the tarbs if i feel upto it and then hopefully start my sponsorship deal at the beginning of April. My sponser is called Bad Beat which some of you fish may have heard of. Basically i have acquired quite a few contacts via this shitty blog and as a result i have managed to get myself a great intial deal with Bad Beat one which a regular fish would have no chance in getting. Bad Beat top up my account with $2k a day and i bascailly play for them. The thing is to start with i lose out until i can get my limit increased to $3k, $5k and hopefully higher as i have to give 50% of my profit to Bad Beat. However, there are plenty of benefits like being given a top mentor, free tourn entries and possible invites to live stuff etc, i have to prove myself first. Its a great opportunity and the long term benefits could be huge. I could write loadsa more about this deal but i can't be asked lol. I think its the right move for me, if it aint i'll just ding it on the head no drama, ill only lose out on a few thousand doll that i would have earnt using my own roll. Right time for some shut eye, hopefully i will feel close to 100% tomorrow, im getting there, about 80% atm, laters fish.

RIP Tessa :-(

Alright fish, quick post incase you are all getting worried by my absence lol. I returned home on Sunday evening but have since been really sick with what must be the world's worst ever throat infection. I am absolutely dying, no jokes. I can't remember feeling this shit for a long time. My Snowboarding holiday was extreme, I'll update properly when i feel upto it although that might not be for a while. Laters.

That's me done for a week or so now, no more poker, no more RedTube and no more blog posts untill i get back, hopefully in one piece. I played about 3-4 hours tonight and quickly raced into an 800 doll profit before losing this nasty little hand to go into $1k+ prof for the night. After that my profit slowly dwindled and i finished my short stint at the cyber tarbs with a mere $155. I dunno where the fuck it goes sometimes? Oh well, im not gonna moan too much as this month as been my best ever to date winning a total of $8,600 to bring my annual profit upto a decent $14,800 buckerooo's.

Hopefully my snowboarding hols will be a good crack, im sure it will be but as always im alittle bit nervous of travelling. Even though i spent 12 bloody hours on a plane when i went to Vegas last year i still don't like the fuckers. We are supposed to be in the air for 2.5 hours this time and land at Toulouse where there is a 3hr transfer to Andorra, hopefully everything will run smoothly. I was alittle disappointed to hear that Andorra is actually nicknamed Mandorra as its mainly all blokes with very few birds so it dont look like ill be getting any action, cue the jokes about Amatay taking it up the rustay bullet hole...

Oh btw, that poker news i briefly mentioned is basically me being offered a sponsorship deal. I may slightly lose out in the short term but the long-term benefits are potentially awesome and its a great opportunity. I'll discuss it further in future posts, laters fish :-)

Quick post and more of a reminder to myself really and not to 'entertain' you fish. Just played a short 2.5-3hr and made $885 but it kinda feels like a loss. Basically, i was up to a $500 profit after about 15 mins and then a $1225 profit after about 2 and a half hours. So, things were going great however, when this happens i seem to play ultra loose and abit donkish at times, jizzing off my money like it don't matter which is exaclty wat i did 10 mins ago by donking off $350ish, so i logged off. STOP being a cunt Jones and play properly at all times! Goodbye fish.

EDIT: Played abit more and lost another $350 odd, took a few bad beats blahhhh. $1225 down to a $550, BOLLOCKS! It feels like i've had a really bad night and yet i've won $550 aswell as cashing in another $100 on PP points.

Monthly Profit = $8,450

Annual Profit = $14,650