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I Want To Go Awl In

Date: Mon, May 12, 2008 Internet

Sawry, today i can spek no inglish. Baaad kitty kat!!

i see u and raiz� one millyin

Do You Want To Be A Grinder?

Date: Fri, May 9, 2008 Internet

I have been playing around with sngs lately and honestly considered that sngs are the cash game version for tournaments format. You can continue to grind and grind to your heart's content. That is what we people do when we are not able to reach that final table. But some sngs grinder can really churned out awesome money.

  1. So how far does the rabbit hole go? My profit and loss across several sites has gone stalemate for nearly 2 weeks now. Damn bloody annoying. Making one profit on one place and losses on another. And then have to slowly claw back up.

  2. I got tilted much faster too. As i play more games and chasing some points, tilt come following. I wasn't really feeling tilted but that tool says i am which makes me look like a fish in other everyone's eyes. Unbelievable!

  3. You can get to experience some swings that come and go along with your session. And to take that beating like a man.

  4. Sometimes the games can get very very boring. I am not joking. It is sooo boring, i can't recall how many times i have to yawn in one single hand. At that time, i can't tell if i'm playing against a group of old men with nothing to do with their time or new players simply don't know which cards to play. Unbelievable!

  5. Being a grinder can make you feel as if you're grinding your life away. All you do is grind. The next thing you know, it is already sunshine! Unbelievable!

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Seven Temptations To Make Your Way To WSOP 2008

Date: Wed, Apr 23, 2008 Internet

  1. The buy-ins are cheaper now. Sitting next to a poker player in a poker tournament where it is the spotlight of the world can be done at the cost of a few dollars. No borrowing required to get that $10,000 anymore.

  2. What you will be making from this event is going to be life changing. Most people spend their life working for retirement. Those that gets to retire managed to be work-free. The unlucky ones have to continue punching in their time.

  3. The legendary poker player in the world still wearing it. Doyle's Stetson hat can still be seen floating on the poker scene and lately at his blog despite reaching the age of 74.

  4. Watching poker celebrities playing it live is more than just eye candy. It is a treat not that many people get to live with.

  5. Rubbing elbows with the best means hanging with the best.

  6. The cheapest deal around starts at $9 + $1. Don't believe those that says you can qualify with $1. Look how many rounds you need to play and how many players you need to beat. The main event satellite had already started at Doyles room. Check out their qualifier chart.

  7. It may not be the 7th sin if you reached the holly grail, you deserved it! Put your hat and get into the game. Your retirement plan might just be better than Calvin Ayre's.

Seven Temptations To Make Your Way To WSOP 2008

Date: Wed, Apr 23, 2008 Internet

  1. The buy-ins are cheaper now. Sitting next to a poker player in a poker tournament where it is the spotlight of the world can be done at the cost of a few dollars. No borrowing required to get that $10,000 anymore.

  2. What you will be making from this event is going to be life changing. Most people spend their life working for retirement. Those that gets to retire managed to be work-free. The unlucky ones have to continue punching in their time.

  3. The legendary poker player in the world still wearing it. Doyle's Stetson hat can still be seen floating on the poker scene and lately at his blog despite reaching the age of 74.

  4. Watching poker celebrities playing it live is more than just eye candy. It is a treat not that many people get to live with.

  5. Rubbing elbows with the best means hanging with the best.

  6. The cheapest deal around starts at $9 + $1. Don't believe those that says you can qualify with $1. Look how many rounds you need to play and how many players you need to beat. The main event satellite had already started at Doyles room. Check out their qualifier chart.

  7. It may not be the 7th sin if you reached the holy grail, you deserved it! Put your hat and get into the game. Your retirement plan might just be better than Calvin Ayre's.

Ladbrokes Tv Ad

Date: Fri, Apr 18, 2008 Internet

The new Ladbrokes tv ad was up and they pasted it over at youtube for everyone to see. Advertisements sometimes, are really really funny and witty. This ad is 40 seconds only, quite short actually.



Chin, chin, chin. Didn't quite get it the first time.

Ladbrokes is offering its partners £20 No Deposit Bonus promotion for new casino players. By becoming a Ladbrokes partner, you get to promote this bonus and your new players just need to register a valid card and Ladbrokes will credit the account with £20 free.

You can also find their previous Cafe Advert together with behind the scenes tube at -LadbrokesTv's channel for all your promotions galore.

Getting In The Nude With Poker

Date: Fri, Apr 18, 2008 Internet

Apparently you can go very far with poker these days. You can try to be a poker evangelist, getting it out to people how bad good online poker is, or maybe building yourself a thriving poker business at the same time. Not far from that, there are support systems such as conventions and expos to help everyone.

Just not long ago, i stumbled about the Asian i-Gaming Congress & Expo held in Macau on 26-28 February. With it, a lot of exhibitionists were there displaying their company it seems. And rightly after, the affiliate convention in Amsterdam. Interesting story was spilled over by Billrini about a rooster in love with Full Tilt affiliate manager.

So that is how Full Tilt affiliate manager looks like eh.

And apparently, if you are a female poker player, blond and ready to bare all, why not grace us by being in a Playboy magazine. Can you fathom Daniel Negreanu ready to bare all for something like Playgirl magazine?

You got to be in it to see it, Jennifer “Jennicide” Leigh Playboy Pictures. Whatever it is, there is a little something for everyone in poker.

Coming Tournament : India Poker Tour 2008

Date: Sun, Apr 13, 2008 Internet

Coming soon in the next few months is a poker tournament that may sound like a hybrid of the PokerStars version of APPT. When everyone's focus is on the WSOP, this particular tournament is making its own momentum. Expecting to start off in September 2008, the India Poker Tour (IPT) is set to get 4 champions from 4 main cities in India and in the end one grand champion.

The first city to start this tour is Mumbai followed by Bangalore, Delhi and Goa. If Jason Bourne still plans to retire in Goa after finding out his true identity, it might just provide an added incentive to be there.

Not exactly sure why it has to be India and not say China, Thailand or Taiwan poker tour. But having a big poker event in Asian countries has got to be a complicated matter. India, a country in its own accord, has excel in many feat such as cricket, chess and now poker. Too good to be true?

Main website: India Poker Tour

ePassporte Folding Poker Players

Date: Sat, Apr 12, 2008 Internet

The news is up and apparently the most favored ewallet for Americans have now no longer able to provide their services to poker players. This long time favourite method of Americans will be missed greatly as it is or was the most sought method for players looking to deposit into online poker rooms.

Any poker rooms that are poker only will have ePassporte as a funding option. Now that ePassporte had shy away from this industry-wide, it is believe now that the biggest question is, "How can Americans make deposit online?". Fear not, be prepared to await for the next backdoor method of funding your account that will be coming soon to your nearest online poker rooms. Guaranteed!!

Bad Beats Therapy Session (3)

Date: Tue, Apr 8, 2008 Internet

I was driving my way home when this song came on air. It doesn't take me long to understand why this song ryhmes away to a poker player's heart ... "You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em", lalala. The song is contagious.

Kenny Rogers - The Gambler



The Lyrics

On a warm summers evenin on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with the gambler; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a starin out the window at the darkness
til boredom overtook us, and he began to speak.

He said, son, Ive made a life out of readin peoples faces,
And knowin what their cards were by the way they held their eyes.
So if you dont mind my sayin, I can see youre out of aces.
For a taste of your whiskey Ill give you some advice.

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet, and his face lost all expression.
Said, if youre gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

Now evry gambler knows that the secret to survivin
Is knowin what to throw away and knowing what to keep.
cause evry hands a winner and evry hands a loser,
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

So when hed finished speakin, he turned back towards the window,
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even.
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count you r money when youre sittin at the table.
Therell be time enough for countin when the dealins done.

It's Back To Business!

Date: Mon, Apr 7, 2008 Internet

I am profitable again. There is a twist to it, i'm no longer playing MTT tournaments. The theme now is 'Make More Money Playing Sit And Go'. Since the final table is so unreachable for now, i might as well make more money this way. It is too tiring playing MTT, as if i am getting older. Those evil randomness of cards might be to blame.

I'm not too fond of saying how much i earned. We don't really have a fixed salary you know. It's changing. You might win some today and lose it the next. Most importantly is how much nett gained through the end. As Matt Matros said, it is not how profitable you are in a single poker session but how profitable you are for life! You can find this in his book, 'The Making of A Poker Player'. I was just sniffing through the book. Didn't read it all.

Those last March's games were quite profitable despite the beats. Only thing is, i should be making more! I guess this is how it is, grinding it on.

Bad Beats Therapy Session (2)

Date: Sun, Mar 30, 2008 Internet

The Beginning of Therapy


"It's not whether you won or lost, but how many bad-beat stories you were able to tell"
- Grantland rice


Living through your bad beat stories makes you mortal, at least human. That at least everyone is susceptible to the evil randomness of cards. It drives me crazy, really. You are sitting in, innocently waiting for your cards but what comes were waves that only know of creating splashes of terror.

It doesn't help if you bluff now cos they really do have the cards. This is bad when playing in tournaments because you can't stop, you are still in the game.

Sleeping Helps

Whenever it happens you will try to get even. A lot of thoughts starts to creep in and the first impression was that the poker room is rigged. Getting those cards over and over again seemed so impossible. It really does or it could simply mean your mind is playing tricks on you. But that cannot be. So the poker room is fixed! You will go crazy thinking about it.

Sleep over it. It will be hard but worthwhile. It will help reduce the strain on your head. Research shows having a good sleep improves concentration. Afterall, we spend 1/3 of our lives sleeping you know.

Bad Beats Therapy Session

Date: Wed, Mar 19, 2008 Internet

Remember to hit pause and let it load fully before watching.



All the games i played recently were up to no good. I was in need of some cure. Gladly this video came to my aide. It works for me. So before you get started cursing online poker rooms were rigged, sit back, relax and watch this youtube. Watch it over and over again if you must!!!

I can't stress this enough. Watch it repeatedly to get its full healing powers!!!

The one above is not really good. If you want to see what i see (i do mean crystal clear and superb stereo sound) click here

Poker Digest Of The Day

Date: Sun, Mar 16, 2008 Internet

Stu Ungar says :

It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside.

Sometimes you feel like somebody is squeezing your nuts! You are left out bedazzled on what just happened. You thought you are playing the game and had all the stars aligned as best as it can be. It is not.

Had i known i'll be taken to the tightest table there are, i probably wouldn't be buying in. I don't know if you would say it was a tight table, to me it was. The game approaches almost middle-game where the payouts were close. What happened next was a series of take-it-or-leave-it sushi dishes served in front of you on a trolley tray. These array of dishes comes and goes for 4 blind levels.

That middle position player goes all-in and everybody elses folded. Next, another player goes all-in and everybody folded. Everybody takes turn to go all-in me included. The next hand comes and i'm thinking should i call or should i fold? Remember this goes on and on for 4 blind levels pre-flop and flop. Each levels are 12 mins, so you have 48 mins of all-in sushi fest!

You can feel the blood rushing to your head and each passing moment is like getting pounded on the head. Eventually this continues until 30 players are out. Eventually after that, i got knocked out too with 5 spots shy of the money. A breather finally and not a good one.

Getting Contented With Your Connection

Date: Sat, Mar 8, 2008 Internet

At most effort you might get a decent enough internet connection for your poker games. What happens when you are not getting those at critical times of your game. Having a good internet connection is like a lifeline for any of your online poker games.

I was playing in a tournament where the disconnection happened and seeing in front of me holding pocket kings! I needed to bet this one badly or pushed all-in because am getting desperate with my chip stack. I was doing average before until when my pocket kings all-in move in a three way pot got cracked with pocket aces! Was so sure i am going to get rich now. It left me hovering around 1k plus chips.

You can go pissing yourself off seeing your top pair folded. Literally have to close the software and open up again. Playing a few standard games later and several hours into the game, i got my buy-in back with some interest. Nothing much you can do but you can say i was happy to get my money which is better than leaving it in the bank for a miserable small interest.