Stupid Blog
Date: Wed, Jul 2, 2008
Man you guys are tough. It is really hard for me to entertain you when I AM NOT LOSING. I am sorry and apologize profusely for winning. Last night I booked a small win on Bodog. I was taken out of my SNG in third when I ran my QQ into this awesome players AT. Get yer ass over to that site. Two night of losing 30%'ers for a twenty dollar profit is not bad. I can not wait until my luck evens out and I see what I can really win.
Have you ever thrown a Candy Land game for your kids? I am kind of interested. Ok. Like I told you I AM NOT LOSING. SORRY! I AM REALLY SORRY! I CAN NOT AMUSE YOU! I would say you should send me like $500 and I could play 2/4 NLHE with it but I know it is not as amusing when it is not my own money. Jesus.
Who did you choose for the iceball to the face btw? I know you thought of that one person? Why did you choose them? *peeks around to make sure I am not being watched*. I chose this guy Joe. Fucking wants everything his own way and that way is WRONG. What a fucking retard. Arg! Anyway. Peace out. I will try and lose again for you.
I will be playing the Mookie tonight. Numbono winning that 11 person SNG called the MATH or something like that was the last straw. We have to stop him. Besides I am over being burned out on MTT play so I need to hit some of my favorites like the Mookie and Riverfuckers.
Let Me Explain
Date: Tue, Jul 1, 2008
Let me explain the coolness that is World of Warcraft. Ok. Ready? Look around you. Yeah your at your boring cube monkey job or playing online games for a living in Vegas so take a look around. Now you see that guy. Yeah. That one. You know who I am talking about. Him. Possibly it is a her. You know the person though right? Would it not be so cool to slam an ice ball in his face? Till he dies? That is Warcraft.
Blah and Meh
Date: Tue, Jul 1, 2008
Still Blahh with a little Meh mixed in. I got my Bodoggy account funded so decided to try her out last night. I lost the SNG I played in. Actually I think I played really well. I had a small 700 chip lead early. I then called a 3-way all in with top pair nut flush redraw. If I lose the hand I have 700 chips left.. if I win I have a huge lead. I worked my way back up to 2K. I then hurt myself and go down to 1500 on a semi-bluff. Really bad spot to do this. Finally I get all in with my remaining 1200, which was 2/3 the other guys stack, against his powerhouse AT. I had QQ. The flop did not disappoint. All in all it was a VERY easy game and I really easily could have won the whole thing. I think the semi-aggressive tack was good but c-betting and bluffing when the blinds get big against retards is not smart. If I made one less bluff I may have survived the QQ vs AT all in. Who knows.
Other than that I have been playing a bunch of Warcraft and working my ass off. My Mage is level 45 now. I took him raising Tauren Mill last night. In general this is a bad idea because it is a quick flight by bat from the Undercity and some level seventies could fly in and kick my ass. However I escaped without any damage and took out 5 guards, a couple of vendors, and 3-4 other players before getting bored and going to sleep. It is not as much fun when there is no retaliation. It is kind of fun when a lower level character gets too close and you frost bolt his ass into oblivion though.
It is sort of hard to level characters in WOW since they all converge into the same places and you end up doing the same quests over and over. I have been here and done this with my Hunter kind of thing. A Mage is a totally different beast though. He is all about short bursts of huge damage which is fun. He also has multiple ways to escape when the situation turns bad. Works out well for me.
Tonight I have to work again so not sure how much pokering I am going to get in. I do want to try out the cash tables. Supposedly they are pretty sweet.
Bodoggy
Date: Fri, Jun 27, 2008
I have been a little rough on poker sites lately so I thought I would mention some nice things in a series of posts. I will start off with Bodog.
Of all the sites out there only Full Tilt and Bodog have taken to supporting the poker blogging community in a direct way. Full Tilt ran the BBT3 series and Bodog ran a great tourney with thousands of added Bodog Dollars and a WSOP seat. All I see Pokerstars do for us is some 9000 person freeroll once a year sometimes. Way way way better treatment by Bodog.
The second reason I like the site is kind of counter intuitive. The software is rough. It does not support things like Poker Tracker and has only just started with sizable windows in their new Beta. All of this is bad right? WRONG! You have never been so wrong. This encourages -EV players to swamp the place and that my friends is where you make your profit. Iggy told me this long ago about Titan Poker. He was so fucking right. I quickly ran my bankroll up to 1K-2K from very small amounts. If it was not for the BlackJack tables they had I might have millions there by now. Millions I say. Bodog is exactly the same.
You need more proof? Instant Tragedy wins there. Never have I owned someone as bad as him and yet he can win at this site. Still do not believe me? Blinders has a nice write up on their beginner SNG games. More still? Man you guys are tough. Ok. Smokkee supports himself playing on Bodog in some form or other. He is terrible. He can do it. He needs a lot of money too right? I mean he has a hot blonde babe with big boobies. She has to be expensive right? heh. Little bit of ribbing there. Smokkee and Love Elf are really great people. Still Smokkee started winning much more on Bodog. Overwhelming proof.
Does Bodog have a few things to fix? Yeah sure. Small things. It would be wonderful to be able to transfer money to my loser friends. I think that would help the site out a lot. Anyway I will be playing on Bodog a LOT this month. I will share with you my total domination of the fish and you will be so amazed that you will sign up immediately. Good luck my friends.
Pokerstars Rakeback?
Date: Thu, Jun 26, 2008
RakeTheRake has added Pokerstars as a rakeback member. However rakeback is in FPPs.. I think.. Check out details here.
Blahh
Date: Wed, Jun 25, 2008
I have a huge case of the blahhhhhhhhhhhhsssssssss. I even took a couple days off of work. In the meantime I have given myself a case of "WOW Finger". This is a real medical condition. Ask Iak. Apparently that fag (he said it not me) is writing some posts again. I guess he has stiffed Fuel out of money in a Donkette kind of way. Although I do agree with his analysis that Fuel was just going to lose it anyways.
Unlike Fuel the PokerGnome knows a good thing when he hears it. My forray into the 2/4 NLHE tables found him and Bayne sitting down with me. I tried to get Fuel to show up but apparently he hates +EV situations. I had an epiphany due to this experience. I lost around $150 which is not bad at all. However I played like a total jackass donkeyfucker.
I realize that when I get into big games my adrenaline kicks in. I mean this is why we play right? We want to win money that matters. Taking down a grand while not life changing would be decent money. Something that almost equals a few days pay. It is a step in the right direction. When I get in situations like this I just do not play my game. So my goal is going to be to play 2/4 more often. Until I can play the way I know I am able to. Now I do not want to ruin my bankroll doing this so I will start off with a monthly shot at the decent stakes and see where it takes me.
Best wishes to Dr. Pauly and Bayne. I am a little late in this. I have not been reading any blogs for the past few days. The former was in a car accident. I believe that pot saved his life. He had to have been stoned right? I mean he walks around in a cloud? no? Anyway the relaxation of his body due to the herb had to have been why he walked away without a scratch. Another reason to legalize the stuff. He declined medical attention because he is a DOCTOR. I mean Dr. Pauly right? It says so on the internet so it must be true. I am sure he self medicated later. Be well man.
As for Bayne go wish his wife good vibes or whatever you do in situations like this. Bayne is a really great guy and I am sure his wife is wonderful too. I hope that everything works out for them.
As for me I am going to continue leveling my 39 Ice Mage and critting for 760 regularly. I am a sick monster. I spam my ice bolts and things die. However I seem to run through my mana pool like a motherfucker. Any enchanters out there available to give me some INT boost. Check out Moosenipple for yourself. He has some mad Dagger/OffHand/Wand damage bonus. Sick shit if I can get some help for my mana pool. Also if anyone has some thick leather I reeealllllly want to make these. Hmm. Not sure that is the right set since the one I am making needs 4-Stargems and 4-thick leather. Did they change the mats? Hmm. Oh well.
I may park myself in PVP for a little bit and get a bunch of HONOR. Some of the rewards you can buy are really good.
Until later.
If..
Date: Fri, Jun 20, 2008
If Duggles posts about Don and nobody ever reads his blog does it count? I can see it now.. "I made fun of someone and no one listened. Why is that? What am I doing wrong? Why won't people comment?". So Sad.
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