Super Hot Olympian Leryn Franco FTW
Date: Wed, Aug 13, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament
Paraguay's Olympic javelin-er Leryn Franco making the month of August even hotter. Benefiting from the non-appearance of Brazilian synchronized swimming twins Bia and Branca Feres, Paraguayan spear tosser Leryn Franco is officially the hottest chick athlete at the 2008 Olympics...
Yuval "yuvee04" Bronshtein Had a Good Night
Date: Wed, Aug 13, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament
Yuval Bronshtein showing off his trademark mohawk and hot girlfriend at the 2008 WSOP. Our friend Yuval "yuvee04" Bronshtein might be good at this poker stuff. The Atlanta-based poker pro, who made two WSOP final tables last year, one in...
Poker Pro/Porn Guy Scott Obst Guilty of Being a Crappy Dad
Date: Wed, Aug 13, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament
Las Vegas poker pro Scott Obst, who was arrested this year for failing to pay more than $150,000 in child support despite banking $400k a year from playing cards and some porn distribution biz he owns, has pleaded guilty to...
New Full Tilt Poker Avatars Targeting... Um...Younger Demographic; Still No T.J. Cookier
Date: Tue, Aug 12, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament
Editor's Note: So it's come to this. There is such a void of good poker news right now that we're talking about fucking avatars. Can any of you pros reading this stab someone in a poker room please? Apparently Full...
Poker News Made Better with Czech Model Veronica Varekova
Date: Tue, Aug 12, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament
We're uncomfortable with the fact that we're looking at Veronica Varekova's shoes in the photo above. :: Poker pro Mark Teltscher's sister comes clean and "VOids" lawsuit against PokerStars. [link] :: All In Magazine is giving away $2,500 in prizes...
Antonio Esfandiari Participating in Cannonball Run Gumball 3000
Date: Tue, Aug 12, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament
The Fuel Girls should be a mandatory part of all races involving cars, bikes, humans, or horses. Driving from Los Angeles to Las Vegas earlier today, a bunch of cars that we worshiped when we were like 10 drove by:...
F' You France
Date: Mon, Aug 11, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament
The video above eloquently sums up how we feel about the US Americans' victory over the French in the 4x100 relay yesterday. This has nothing to do with poker and everything do with hating arrogant French fuckers, but screw you...
Padraig Harrington Offically Greater Than Dan Harrington
Date: Sun, Aug 10, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament
Padraig Harrington has now made about $25 mil more than cousin Dan in career earnings. We're kind of sick talking about this too but since most poker players are golfers and as noted earlier it's pretty f'in slow around here,...
Nothing to Do With Poker Links
Date: Sun, Aug 10, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament
Kind of the dog days of summer right now, with only a blah PokerStars.net LAPT final table to write about (get results here). So with a general lack of poker news (warning, everytime we say this some big and usually...
Bia and Branca Feres are the Friday Night Parting Shot
Date: Sat, Aug 9, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament
Super-friendly-with-each-other synchronized swimmers Bia and Branca have double-handedly destroyed our productivity this week. The US American Gold Medal BonanzaTM, known otherwise as the 2008 Beijing Olympics, officially began today, and we're still not sure if super hot Brazilian synchronized swimming...
Another Online Poker Is Doomed Story, This One About Poker Bots
Date: Fri, Aug 8, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament
From online poker rooms to the bedroom, bots are taking over. In what may be the most ridiculously overstated story we've seen yet in the "sky is falling on online poker" category, or since the Flight of the Conchords predicted...
Poker Links Made Better with Joanna Krupa All Wet and Topless in Maxim Germany
Date: Thu, Aug 7, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament
The insanely sexy Joanna Krupa gets wet in the latest issue of Maxim Germany. :: What's more disgusting? The 2 Girls 1 Cup video or a video of the UltimateBet pros watching the 2 Girls 1 Cup video? [link] ::...
Brazilian Synchronized Swimming Twins Bia and Branca Feres Make for a Good Post
Date: Wed, Aug 6, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament
Where were Bia and Branca when we were making a sport out of banging synchronized swimmers back in college? Kudos to Kid Dynamite for passing along some photos of super hot, super touchy-feely Brazilian synchronized swimming twins Bia and Branca...
F*cking Erick Lindgren
Date: Wed, Aug 6, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament
Some of you may of heard about this being in the works and it's almost complete. Basically, this is what happens when you run insanely good for about 31 years and cap it off by winning the 2008 WSOP Player...
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