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Guy with Girls' Name Leading 2008 Partouche Poker Tour

Date: Sat, Sep 6, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

Laetitia Casta is from France, where the Partouche Poker Tour is being played right now. A hoh hoh oh! We're really, really trying to stop ripping the French so much. It's too easy. We have to keep reminding ourselves that...

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Poker News Brought to You By Noemie Lenoir

Date: Fri, Sep 5, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

Many of the big names in poker right now are in Cannes for the Partouche Poker Tour. While much of France disgusts us, what doesn't is model/babe Noemie Lenoir. We're fairly certain Noemie shaves her pits, uses soap, and doesn't...

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APPT Maccau: It's Still Going On

Date: Fri, Sep 5, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

The final table is set at the APPT Maccau tourney. Leading the way is Diwei "Bryan" Huang of Singapore with 1,046,000. He's closely followed by Day 2 chip leader and U.S. American Edward Sabat (results here) with 1,002,000. Hopefully a...

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Well, Well, Well, Look Who's At It Again...

Date: Thu, Sep 4, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

Keeley Hazell decides to try something new this time and do a photo shoot topless. Official Wicked Chops Poker Girl of 2006-2007 (and 2008?), Keeley Hazell, has decided to shake things up a bit in her latest photo shoot and...

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First Member of Hostage Group The November Nine(TM) Aligns with Pros for Consulting Advice

Date: Thu, Sep 4, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

One of The November NineTM, Dennis Phillips, has formerly signed with Oracle Poker Consulting for 2008 WSOP final table advice. When everyone first learned that the World Series of Poker would hold nine people hostage (later to be dubbed The...

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Guess We Have to Keep Writing About the APPT Maccau

Date: Thu, Sep 4, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

The APPT Maccau isn't doing it for us but this RawVegas.tv MMA Fix photo shoot is. Vid coverage here. Man not much interesting going on, so... Day 1C wrapped at the APPT Maccau today! 229 players showed, giving the event...

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ElkY as the Joker Is Some Creepy Sh!t

Date: Wed, Sep 3, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

There's some shit we'd rather not see ever again. Another river suck-out on Stars. Lucky You. Anything involving Horatio Sanz. Now add to that list Bertrand "ElkY" Grospellier dressed up as The Joker. We'll never be able to dress up...

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2008 WSOP Main Event Debuts on ESPN Tonight

Date: Tue, Sep 2, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

Hopefully ESPN's profiles tonight will cover more of this girl and less of some schlub you'll never hear of again at the featured table. With the more entertaining than normal prelim events out of the way, we begin our path...

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Labor Day Poker Blog Round-Up

Date: Mon, Sep 1, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

Hopefully you too are just lounging around and taking it easy like Gemma Atkinson this Labor Day. More of Gemma taking it easy here. We're taking it easy this Labor Day, but fortunately other people are still writing about poker....

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F*cking Erick Lindgren

Date: Fri, Aug 29, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

While John Phan may be on a sick run this summer, Erick Lindgren has been on a filthy streak for 31 years. Fucking Erick Lindgren. And since it's not human nature to actually be happy for someone else's good fortune...

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Is John Phan the New Spectacularly-Breasted J.C. Tran?

Date: Fri, Aug 29, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

John "The Razor" Phan continues his "redunkulous" (trademark Dr. Pauly) summer by capturing his first WPT title by winning the Legends of Poker at the Bicycle CashitholeTM. Phan defeated Amit Makhija for the title in what Mike Sexton called, "the...

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John McCain Shuns Cookier, Picks VPILF(TM)

Date: Fri, Aug 29, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

In a shocking reversal, John McCain has dumped one-time VP running mate T.J. Cookier from his ticket and has now opted for VPILFTM Sarah Palin (R-Alaska). Quote McCain's camp: "While T.J. Cookier has served his country well for many, many...

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BREAKING: John McCain Picks T.J. Cookier as VP Running Mate

Date: Thu, Aug 28, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

Earlier today, DrudgeReport.com broke that John McCain would leak his VP running mate at 6pm EST. And on cue, he has. To the shock of many (except us Entities), John McCain has tabbed T.J. Cookier as his VP pick. McCain...

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WPT Legends of Poker: Amit "Amak316" Makhija, John Phan Gun for First Title

Date: Thu, Aug 28, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

John Phan is almost as hot this summer as Krystal Forscutt and Joanna Krupa. Almost. Ok, not really. It's been one helluva summer for John "The Razor" Phan. First he captured two bracelets, being the only person to do so...

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