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New Full Tilt Poker Avatars Targeting... Um...Younger Demographic; Still No T.J. Cookier

Date: Tue, Aug 12, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

Editor's Note: So it's come to this. There is such a void of good poker news right now that we're talking about fucking avatars. Can any of you pros reading this stab someone in a poker room please? Apparently Full...

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Poker News Made Better with Czech Model Veronica Varekova

Date: Tue, Aug 12, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

We're uncomfortable with the fact that we're looking at Veronica Varekova's shoes in the photo above. :: Poker pro Mark Teltscher's sister comes clean and "VOids" lawsuit against PokerStars. [link] :: All In Magazine is giving away $2,500 in prizes...

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Antonio Esfandiari Participating in Cannonball Run Gumball 3000

Date: Tue, Aug 12, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

The Fuel Girls should be a mandatory part of all races involving cars, bikes, humans, or horses. Driving from Los Angeles to Las Vegas earlier today, a bunch of cars that we worshiped when we were like 10 drove by:...

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F' You France

Date: Mon, Aug 11, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

The video above eloquently sums up how we feel about the US Americans' victory over the French in the 4x100 relay yesterday. This has nothing to do with poker and everything do with hating arrogant French fuckers, but screw you...

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Padraig Harrington Offically Greater Than Dan Harrington

Date: Sun, Aug 10, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

Padraig Harrington has now made about $25 mil more than cousin Dan in career earnings. We're kind of sick talking about this too but since most poker players are golfers and as noted earlier it's pretty f'in slow around here,...

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Nothing to Do With Poker Links

Date: Sun, Aug 10, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

Kind of the dog days of summer right now, with only a blah PokerStars.net LAPT final table to write about (get results here). So with a general lack of poker news (warning, everytime we say this some big and usually...

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Bia and Branca Feres are the Friday Night Parting Shot

Date: Sat, Aug 9, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

Super-friendly-with-each-other synchronized swimmers Bia and Branca have double-handedly destroyed our productivity this week. The US American Gold Medal BonanzaTM, known otherwise as the 2008 Beijing Olympics, officially began today, and we're still not sure if super hot Brazilian synchronized swimming...

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Another Online Poker Is Doomed Story, This One About Poker Bots

Date: Fri, Aug 8, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

From online poker rooms to the bedroom, bots are taking over. In what may be the most ridiculously overstated story we've seen yet in the "sky is falling on online poker" category, or since the Flight of the Conchords predicted...

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Poker Links Made Better with Joanna Krupa All Wet and Topless in Maxim Germany

Date: Thu, Aug 7, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

The insanely sexy Joanna Krupa gets wet in the latest issue of Maxim Germany. :: What's more disgusting? The 2 Girls 1 Cup video or a video of the UltimateBet pros watching the 2 Girls 1 Cup video? [link] ::...

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Brazilian Synchronized Swimming Twins Bia and Branca Feres Make for a Good Post

Date: Wed, Aug 6, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

Where were Bia and Branca when we were making a sport out of banging synchronized swimmers back in college? Kudos to Kid Dynamite for passing along some photos of super hot, super touchy-feely Brazilian synchronized swimming twins Bia and Branca...

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F*cking Erick Lindgren

Date: Wed, Aug 6, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

Some of you may of heard about this being in the works and it's almost complete. Basically, this is what happens when you run insanely good for about 31 years and cap it off by winning the 2008 WSOP Player...

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Rep. Pete Sessions Still Good for PokerTM, His UIGEA Bill Not So Much

Date: Wed, Aug 6, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

This one is complicated so we'll do our best to break it down. Representative Pete Sessions (R-Tex) recently introduced a bill intending to clarify the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act. In the bill, Sessions attempts to single out sports gambling...

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Watch Erick Lindgren Win His First Bracelet on ESPN Tonight

Date: Tue, Aug 5, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

Erick Lindgen was among many big names pros who may have won tonight's ESPN 2008 WSOP broadcast. Now we don't want to spoil who won tonight's 2008 World Series of Poker broadcast, so let's just say this: you may or...

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Win a Wicked Chops T-Shirt

Date: Tue, Aug 5, 2008 Professional Internet Live Tournament

Your knowledge of celebrity backsides could win you this Wicked Chops tee. Head over to the Wicked Chops Poker forum here to find out how you can snag one of our new, limited run Wicked Chops t-shirts.

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